Yue: Seriously?
Po: Really? I was just making... Yeah! I mean, yeah, I am.
Shifu: Before the battle of the fist, comes the battle of the mind. Hence, the dramatic entrance.
Shifu kicks the door open, leaps forward, and thrusts his staff at the air. From above, Jade Palace archers receive Shifu's signal and proceed to shoot flaming arrows at large pots. The room lights up immediately.
Yue: Okay I'll admit it, that was cool.
Po: Whoa, nice dramatic entrance! What's the occasion?
Shifu: Today, will be my final class.
Po: Your final?... Wait, I didn't know you were sick *looks at Shifu's eyes* Although, you have been looking a little-
Yue: I don't think that's what he meant Po.
Shifu: *pushes Po away with his staff* I'm not sick.
Po: Healthy. A little healthy. A lot actually.
Shifu: *facepalms* My final class because from now on, your training will be in the hands of the Dragon Warrior's. *He brings his staff forward and it comes to rest on the siblings*
The Five look at each other in confusion. Yue stands their baffled, Po nods and smiles as he looks behind to the Five. Eventually, his face turns frightful in realization.
Both Siblings: WHAT?!
They knock Shifu back with their voices and steps close to Shifu's ear.
Po: Me? Teach? I mean, i get Yue but, why not Tigress? She's always telling everyone what to do.
Tigress: *upset* Be quiet, Po.
Po: See what I mean?
Yue: He has a point, *to Tigress* no offense.
Shifu: Tigress is not the Dragon Warrior. You two are.
Po: Come on, they're the Five! What can I teach them?
Shifu: *Suddenly reappearing behind the siblings* There is always something more to learn, even for a master. For instance, let me show you another move... *twirls staff* The dramatic exit. *points staff at the roof* What's that? *quickly leaves the room and closes the door*
Po: Whoa! Are you kidding me? That... What? Where'd he go?
The Five and Yue appear stunned from Po's stupidity.
The Five: *bowing down in unison* Master's.
Yue: This is gonna take a while to get used to *wispers to herself* considering one of them is my boyfriend.
Po: *chuckles* He's gone guys. It's cool.
Monkey: We await your instruction, Master's.
Tigress: All you have to lose... is our respect.
Yue: *clasps her paws together* Okay... We should probably start with a simple warm up to get the blood pumping.
Po: Whoa sis, hold on, this is the Five were talking about, they can handle a difficult challenge.
Yue: Uh, the last time we did something "Difficult" we almost got killed. Remember Shen's cannon?
Po: Come on it'll be fine.
Yue: *sighs in defeat* Fine. I trust you
Mantis: *walks up to Yue's shoulder* Seriously Yue, how bad could it be?
Yue smiles nervously. The scene cuts to chaos in the Training Hall. The Five panic as Po and Yue watch from a safe area with Po holding a staff.
Mantis: Very bad! Very, very bad! *gets squished by two wooden clubs*
Po: Okay, okay, let's switch it up. Monkey, immovable mountain stance!
Monkey: *As he is running on the Dragon Planks* Yes, master! *postures himself and then falls through the Dragon Planks*
Yue: *Worried* Po...
Po: *cringes* I mean... Tigress, tornado back flip!
Tigress: Yes, master! *flips back and gets knocked down by a wooden club that is on fire*
Yue: *points at Tigress's tail as its tip is on fire* Oh no, fire!
Jade Palace Archer 1: Fire!
The archers fire randomly across the Training Hall's interior. One of the arrows get stuck on Tigress. She winces.
Po: Oh! That's gotta hurt...
Yue: Po we should stop now!
Po: Not now sis! *points at Crane* Crane, go high. I mean, low!
Crane flies into Viper and falls on Mantis, who is laughing at all the chaos. Mantis immediately stops laughing as Crane lands on him.
Mantis: Ow, my claw thingy!
Yue: Crane!
Po: Uh, Viper and Tigress, to... uh, like a totem pole! *Tigress balances herself on a wooden warrior as Viper sits on Tigress' head* Poison... Technique! Uh, you two... do... a swarming insect bite with a yellow tail, yellow jacket, uh, spicy... tuna...
Yue: *Furious* PO JUST STOP!
Po is startled at her shouting as the Five proceed to fall altogether. Against the reflection of the flames on the wall we see the silhouettes of the Five being thrown around by the Training Hall equipment. Shortly after, they slowly walk up tired and beaten to Po and Yue. Exactly what happened to Po when he and Yue met the Five.
Viper: *weakly* Good... job... Po.
Po tries to touch Tigress' flaming ear, but Tigress knocks his hand away.
Po: *meekly* Did you at least... learn a little something?
Tigress: Yes. That you can't teach. *Extinguishes the fire on her ear*
Monkey: And that we should've listened to Yue. *winces in pain*
Crane: And Tigress is flammable. Turns out.
Yue: Po I told you we should've gone easy on them!
Po: Well I thought they could've handled it.
Yue: Apparently not!
Po: Look I'm sorry, but you usually roll with my ideas.
Yue: Because your my brother and I care about you, in fact I've been supporting you ever since we were kids, but never once have you supported me! Honestly Po do you ever listen to anything i say at all?! *in rage she turns into her Huli Jing form scaring everyone*
Po is taken aback by her comment, Yue realizes what she said and quickly goes back to normal, she looks at her brother then the five, regret in her mind.
Yue: I... I'm sorry I don't know what came over me I... I think I need some fresh air.
Yue immediately leaves the training hall, leaving everyone baffled.
Mantis: Well that was awkward.
One of the training equipment falls from the roof.
To Be Continued...
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