Incorrect anime quotes

JJK 5

megumi: If we put y/n and gojo in a room, who would cry first?

Nanami:The room.

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Y/n: *holding a python* i impulsively bought a snake, what should i name it?

Megumi: YOU DID WHAT NOW-

Nobara and Itadori: William Snakespeare >:D

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geto: *gets down on one knee*

y/n: oh my god, it's finally happening.

geto: *falls over*

y/n: the poison is kicking in.

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gojo: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

y/n: Okay.

gojo: And make out during the scary parts.

y/n: Th-

y/n: The scary parts.

y/n: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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