~No one POV~
The next morning, Techno and Y/N woke up earlier to make breakfast for everyone.
"Just put it on! I'm not taking this one off and neither of us knows where another one is" Y/N told Techno while shoving an apron towards him
"What? No! I'm not wearing an apron that says 'kiss the chef' where did we even get this?" Techno asked
"Phil. Phil got it, now stop being a baby and just wear it" Y/N said and Techno groaned while putting it on knowing it would be a waste of time to continue arguing
The duo made toast, eggs with beef bacon. Y/N suggested pork bacon at first only to earn a glare from Techno. Y/N insisted to put Techno's hair in a bun which after a while Techno obliged. Soon after the others came by smelling the scent of freshly cooked food. Phil and Kristin were the first to come by.
"I smell breakfast! Oh- I see Y/N got you in my apron, looks good on ya mate" Phil pointed out
"Phil, I'd like to not talk about it... There's no other apron right now..." Techno said with his head leaning on the cupboard hiding his embarrassed face
"Aww your hair is in a bun! I can't wait to style your hair myself Techno" Kristin said making Techno's face redder
"Please... Y/N are we almost done? I'm not letting the others see me wearing this" Techno asked
"I mean yeah, you can take it off and clean up. I can handle the eggs" Y/N answered which Techno briefly gave Y/N a hug before taking off the apron and hanging it up before heading to the sink and took out the bun after washing his face
"Sorry if it seems like I didn't like the bun, I did like it. Just not use-" Techno said wrapping his arms around Y/N after moving the toast to the table
"Not used to the others seeing, I know Tech, I know" Y/N finished
Soon Tommy, Wilbur and Ranboo came by for breakfast. They talked as well which was a mix of chaoticness and comfort for all of them. After breakfast Tommy and Wilbur decided to make their own base, whilst Ranboo was going to upgrade his. Phil and Kristin went flying together and also to explore, Techno and Y/N were offered to go along but they refused letting the married couple go on their little adventure alone. Techno and Y/N went netherite mining and possibly some gold along with just exploring the nether.
~Y/N POV~
"Don't you dare..." I said as Techno was going to drop into the middle part of the treasure bastion
"Why?" He simply asked
"DO YOU NOT SEE THE PIGLIN BRUTES COMING AT US?" I shouted as he only looked around and shrugged
"Alright, one second" Techno said gripping my waist and placing me behind him and killing the brutes with 2 quick movements
"Done" Techno said before jumping down, bringing me with him
"Nope, not surprised. Let's get that loot!" I said and jumped out of his arms, see he's been trying to surprise me like this to 'teach me a lesson to not pick him up and fly up' which hasn't been working well
"I'm sad now, it never works..." Techno said walking behind me
"Aww is the blood god sad?" I cooed cupping his face
"Shut up, I'm going to throw you in the lava if you keep this up" Techno snarked back and I gave him a dramatic gasp
"You wouldn't dare now would you?" I asked getting the gold
"I'd say watch me but you're my best friend so I guess I won't" He replied getting the rest of the gold as I opened the chest
"I knew it, you are a softy~" I cooed tapping on his nose before quickly flying out of the place leaving a disagreeing Techno huffing and shouting
I hid around a netherack wall waiting for the male to emerge, I made sure he can't sneak up on me, or any mob really. The last thing I need is being jumped by a hostile mob. Soon the pinkette was seen coming closer to me so I quickly hid waiting for him to pass before jumping on his back shouting 'boo' making the male jump slightly. His sword was already drawn but quickly put away as he noticed it was me.
"I need to remember that your scent isn't an ordinary scent to have around so I can know it's you" Techno said
"You really do, I've done this multiple times now" I said keeping myself on his back and he held my things for support and with that my arms wrapped around his neck fiddling with his ruffles on his shirt
"Haha, very funny Y/N. Let's go home now" Techno said and walked to the portal, not bothering to put me down, which I'm thankful for, my legs are so tired
Soon we reached home and everyone else was there too.
"If you even try to get me off this couch I will smack you right across the face, except for Kristin, and my child Ranboo, possibly Techno and Phil" I said going limp on the couch with one of the pillows in my arms (Wilbur and Tommy are just not safe...)
"I'm backing off, I got no clue how much stronger she has gotten over time and I am not finding out" Wilbur said while heading to the kitchen
"You should go wash up dear, I'll make your favorite for dinner" Kristin said and patted my head
"Ok then..." I walked up to Techno's room stealing a shirt, well hoodie and opening a chest which had my clothes for times like this, when I don't want to go to my house for clothes
"Techno! You're not getting this back, just so you know!" I said walking into the living room after my shower, I was wearing a light pink hoodie of Techno's (Let's just say.. It's not Y/N's first time stealing Techno's stuff- A lot of Y/N's clothes are originally Techno's, and a few other things)
"Heh? What? No, you will give it back, Y/N. I mean it" Techno replied as I stuck my tongue out and ran around the room
"Since when is Techno like this? I thought me and Tommy were the ones that do this" WIlbur said earning a smack on the head from Techno
"Believe me, when I first saw the two just being with each other alone, it's a whole different Techno" Phil said after placing food on the table
"F/F! KRISTIN I LOVE YOU! IF PHIL HASN'T MARRIED YOU I WOULD HAVE! I'M IMMORTAL TOO Y'KNOW!" I yelled marvelling at the food before running into the kitchen
"HEY! THAT'S MY WIFE" Phil shouted and ran after
"ROMANTICALLY YOUR HER SOULMATE, PLATONICALLY SHE'S MINE" I shouted at the old man
"Alright, settle down you 2, and Y/N's right. Romantically your my soulmate, my husband. Platonically she's my my soulmate. Now bring this to the table and get the others" Kristin said and handed me some mashed potatoes (Hey... Mumza is amazing ok? Shut)
"I win old man" I said placing down the mashed potatoes
"Whatever, she's still my wife. Go kiss Techno or something, stop hitting on my wife" Phil said
"I'm only playing my part as her platonic soulmate, so shut" I said before going to the others
"Ranboo, my child let's eat. Techno, get the two" I said and Ranboo followed, Techno was in disbelief but dragged Wilbur and Tommy along to the table
We ate while sharing stories of our day, Techno asked again about the hoodie which I only gave him a maybe in return. The bickering, swearing, Phil's threats to craft a belt, Techno groaning of the noise every now and then, Kristin making sure no one got injured, Ranboo just chilling, Chris sleeping through it all, it didn't make me feel overwhelmed, it felt comforting, I felt at home. This is home.. (Chris just got used to it man... He's sleeping like George-)
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Laz : Heyo~ I'm back from my break and back to uploading every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Again I might still upload on other days but mostly on those 3 days.
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