Are they sick?
Yes. Love sick 😘
Warning sex jokes
Lev: why does kuroo sans hair look like that?
Kenma: because when he's in bed he uses a red blenket and a white pillow which he needs to sleep with his head and not with the blue blenket and that's why hes fucking gay
Lev: ah thank you kenma San!
Kenma: np
Yaku: wtaf
Kuro: i-
Yamamoto: kenma go to sleep.
Kenma: why should I?
Shiba: because its good for you
Kenma added sugawara to the chat
Kuro: why-
Kenma: Suga San do I need to sleep?
Suga: technically yes but honestly no because the sky is orange and daichi is thick
Fukanaga: he has a point
Inouka: ok how do you understand that-
Fukanaga: it's simple really it's like math
Yamamoto: oh that explains it
suga left the chat
Yaku: Lev why would you ask such a stupid question in the first place?
lev: moving on. fuck you all
yaku: that was random
kuroo: lev don't be disrespectful to your upperclassmen
lev: why don't you fix your damn hair and stop being disrespectful to my eyes
kuroo: ouch-
kenma: HSAHAHAHAHH
shiba: LEV NO!
inouka: WE TALKED ABOUT THIS MAN!
kai: i am so confused
shiba: lev has a lot of pent up aggression
yaku: really?
lev: yes because unlike your shrimpy ass my body is big enough to HOLD IN my anger and violence towards others
yaku: i-
kenma: pffftttttttttttttttttt- i like this lev
kai: oh no....
lev: oh shut up no one even knows you exists half the time kai san.
kai: :(
kenma: damn- if he gets any more mean i might just fall for him
lev: kenma san you are disgusting.
kenma: damn- thats it?
lev: i'd say more but i doubt you'd have the attention span to read an entire message that doesn't relate to your video games.
kenma: i- WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
lev: sorry let me say it in a shorter sentance
lev: you have the attention span of a goldfish
inouka: and we've lost him. this is gonna be shibayama all over again
Shiba: fuck you
Lev: with all due disrespect shibayana the only thing you could fuck is a flesh light. And it would still end up more dominant than you.
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Haikyuu Random Chats
FanfictionJust random haikyuu chats This has turned into my random book, it's probs gonna have oneshots, funny quotes and chats and shit all haikyuu of course Suggestions and requests are open just comment anywhere and I'll probs do it
