kageyama: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
tsukki: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
kage: Three of us saw it, tsukki. How do you explain that?
tsukki: *points at yams* Sleep deprivation. *points at hinata* Paranoia. *points at yachi* Delusional personality disorder.
tsukki: What's something you guys are better than kageyama at?
yams: Mario Kart.
hinata: Yeah, video games.
yachi: Emotional vulnerability.
kage: damn yachi that hurt, but you ain't wrong
tsukki: You kidnapped kageyama? That's illegal!
yams: But tsukki, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing kageyama, or destroying our dreams?
tsukki: Kidnapping kageyama, yams!!!
hinata: tsukki, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
tsukki: What, to kidnap people?!?!
hinata: To work together!
tsukki: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
yachi: tsukki, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.
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Haikyuu Random Chats
FanfictionJust random haikyuu chats This has turned into my random book, it's probs gonna have oneshots, funny quotes and chats and shit all haikyuu of course Suggestions and requests are open just comment anywhere and I'll probs do it
