Sorry this took so long I've been busy with school and weddings and shit.
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Suga: anyways let's go clubbing!
Kage: but it's already like 10pm it's it better to start clubbing earlier so you can stay out longer?
Kawa: oh sweet Tobio chan. Well that is better it's just as good to go clubbing later and get the place to yourselves!
Kage: ohhhh that makes sense
Aka: are there any good ones around here? I'm assuming we all want to go to a gay club
Semi: I know one!
Shira:....semi we have been dating since highschool. Why would you need to go to a gay club?
Semi: babe it's not what your thinking! It was at my cousins bachelor party
Shira:...alright
Atsu: sus...
Ken: whatever let's just go I want a actual good drink not some cheep alcohol from Walmart
Atsu: shut up it's all I could afford 😭
Kage: this is why I should have been in charge of the drinks.
Kawa: ya ya now let's go!
*At the club*
Yaha: wait...this is the club I used to work at
Aka: you used to work here as what?
Yaha: stripper and var tender at some point
Kage: nice
Kogane: I've never actually been to a club before....
Aka: well why didn't you say so? We gotta make your first time memorable!
Ken: drinks are on me guys
Yaha: but I can get discounts
Ken: shit ok then drinks are on you
a few moments later
Semi who came in a different car with shira:...how did this happen....
Kawa: no idea
Shira: you mean you don't know how kogane is crying at the booth, aka and Ken are making out, atsu is throwing cash at Kageyama while he does a pole dance, Suga is blasting karaoke while singing under the sea and...wait where is yahaba?
Kawa: *sips drink* he went to see if his old uniform was still in the change room
Semi:....kenjirou...
Shira: wha-
Yaha: it's a but tight but I think it's fine *Is wearing his old uniform*
Atsu: you think that's a BIT TIGHT? I get it's a stripper outfit but half your ass is exposed and your d*** it's practically on display
Yaha: ya ya I still think it looks good
Suga: definately
Shira:...*dies of nosebleed*
Yaha: HOLY FUCK SHIRABU! *goes to help him up*
Semi: shit *grab first aid kit*
Shira: *dizzy and dumb from blood loss* h-hot
Yaha: your hot? But the air conditioning has been on for an hour!
Semi: *cleaning the blood from his face while blushing* I think he means your hot
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Haikyuu Random Chats
FanfictionJust random haikyuu chats This has turned into my random book, it's probs gonna have oneshots, funny quotes and chats and shit all haikyuu of course Suggestions and requests are open just comment anywhere and I'll probs do it
