Gay Metallica one shots

7 Minutes In Heaven (Dave/Kirk)

Warning: extremely long, semi smut, strong language, alcohol references, use of homophobic slur (it's used only one time)

A/N: so I extremely love bands and I thought that it would be a good idea to make a couple of band crossovers in this one shot (which involves guns n roses, Motley Crue, and Nirvana)

I also really love Britpop so there's going to be some Oasis and Blur references here, and ya, I ship Liamon/Limon/ (are those even words?) So there's gonna be a small moment of this ship at the end of the story. IM SORRY IF THIS MIGHT SEEM UNREALISTIC AHHHH 😭😭Anyways, enjoy y'all :DD

Third Person POV:

It was another ordinary night. Well it might seem "ordinary" to all the stoners and rockstars in this earth.

This night was anything but ordinary.

It was James's 18th birthday, and he really wanted to go out and party with his friends. Or pretty much have fun with anyone he can invite. So, he invited his band members, family members, other rockstars, and then he just looked for people he can pretty much talk to and invite.

And that's how, he invited his old friend

Dave Mustaine

"DUDE, FUCK YOU, YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO TALK TO HIM, AND NOW YOU INVITE HIM!!??"

Kirk screeched. For such a sweet person, when Kirk was angry, he pretty much screamed louder and higher than Ulrich's girlfriend.

He had this rage and power inside of him, and he apparently just unleashed it on James

James, being the asshole he was, it had no effect on him whatsoever.

"Don't worry it's no big deal, me Lars and Cliff are already good with the guy."

James said as he tried to calm Kirk down.

"Plus, since we're there, he can't hurt you or anything" The blonde continued.

"I KNOW HE'S GOOD WITH YOU GUYS, BUT NOBODY SAID THAT HE WAS GOOD WITH ME" Kirk protested.

Kirk kept on trying to reason with James, but deep down, he knew it wasn't going to work.

That motherfucker.

"Well. Maybe I'm being paranoid, I can just try to be polite and reason with Dave. Yeah that'll do it"

Kirk thought.

Ok, who was he kidding

There's no such thing as trying to reason with Dave.

Dave Mustaine.

In case you didn't know, Dave Mustaine was the former lead guitarist of Metallica. But due to some "issues" (aka due to Dave being an asshole 24/7) he was kicked out.

Of course, Dave being the Dave, one of the things he hates the most is being humiliated. He really loved Metallica, and his fight with his friends pretty much had a really big, bad impact on him.

We all know Dave was a bitter person, he was more bitter than Joffrey Baratheon and Lord Voldemort combined.

But one of the things he values most in his life is what we call "friendship."

He made up with his former band members, then he created a band of his own which is Megadeth. His band turned out to be also successful, he got a new girlfriend. Everything was going good.

But for some reason, he was still pissed. Not because he got kicked out of the band and he went through hell. But it was because, out of all the people they could've replaced him with, why would they replace him with....