SnailYandere: Wren told me that sea turtles eat straws and die
Comments:
Matchmaker: They do :(
ISeeWalruses: Hey, turn that frown upside down
Scroll-worm: National sea turtle day is June 16, in honour of the mentioned animal and other marine wildlife and also, "(" would still look the same due to it's horizontal symmetry
ISeeWalruses: *sigh* Reflect that frown along it's vertical axis
Matchmaker: :)
Scroll-worm: :)
ISeeWalruses: :)
ISeeWalruses: Straws are still a problem though...
SnailYandere: Is that why Wren told me not to use them?
H U M A N: No, I just said it's weird to eat spaghetti with it
Pointytail: He did wHaT?
SnailYandere: I've made it my personal mission to eat all plastic straws before any turtles do
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Fanfiction"I should have banned Instagram long ago." -Winter General description | Just the beloved WoF characters making Instagram posts. There isn't much reason or rhyme to any of them: dumb, pointless yet wholesome <3 Trigger warning | Contains cursin...