Gorillaz oneshots!

headcanonz

Interviewer: what are your pronouns?
Russel: he/him
Noodle: they/them
2d: bisexual
Murdoc: idfk I just want sex
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Interviewer: what do you think of each other?
Russel: noodle and 2d are chill.
Noodle: I love them all the same!
2D: idk anymore, noodle and Russ is cool
Murdoc: fu k you all
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Do you have plushies?
Russel: nah, like a teddy I got when I was 9
Noodle: I have 50
2D: I have a few Dino squish mallow, a blue pterodactyl one to!
Murdoc: does the devil have plushies? Yes. A devil plushie.
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Sex life?
R: WTF
N: no
D: uh idk-
M: GIMMIE GIMMIE MORE S AND M FOR LIFE!
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Random headcanonz
• 2D
•sfw
• he likes to get pet on the head like a cat since his head hurts a lot
• 2D will smack anyone if a person calls you fat or smth like that
•likes going to the store only to buy nothin
•doesnt like his lisp or eyes so he tries to talk normal and put contacts on.
• ^ long story short he cried because he poked his eyes with the contacts
• NSFW
• switch like huge switch
• 2d will be a daisy boy with you in till your the Dom. Then he wants to be choked and fucked to death.
• his neck is rlly sensitive so ye
• like 6 or 7 inches?
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• murdoc
Sfw
-goes hella nuts seeing you in tight clothes
- luvz cuddles
- likes to talk to u a lot
- has like 4908 turtle necks in his closet
- smells like cigs and old books
- step on him like yes 😠
- once he punched himself in the nose
- screams when he sees a balloon animal
- mostly hangs out in his Winnebago and crap
- once he didn't leave the Winnebago for 4 weeks so u checked up on him.
-luvz u
NSFW
- switch yes  switch again
- humps every thing in sight so watch out
- pounds into u and very rough
- he keeps this collar with a ring on it to humiliate you
- ^ he wore it once and it addicted to it
-very very high sex drive, it went a bit lower since phase 4
- cuddles after sex cuz ye
- 7 inches
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Russel
Sfw (sfw cuz I am uncomfy w/ writing NSFW 4 him
∆ likes it when you hug him
∆ Russel sleeps fast and there is a low chance of waking him up from his sleep
∆ punched murdoc so hard murdoc flew into the U.S.
∆ cuddles. Cuddles. Cuddles. He is very loveable
∆ teaches you how to play the drums
∆ once ate a spider while filming a baking show
∆ ^ he has a YouTube of a baking show, it's called Russels_amazing_kitchen
∆ almost broke his toe once cuz he slapped your butt
∆ ^ you stepped on his toe
∆ luvz children but doesn't want one of his own. Maybe sum day
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Noodle
Sfw
°phew wee m0mmy
° luvz cuddlez and kisses
° Katsu gets jealous
° you luv noodle for being noodle
°noodle screams alot
° you show them your booty and they smack it "UwU"
° Katsu pounced on you and got her claws stuck in your shirt
° Noodle likes going to go get ice cream (if you can't have dairy then you guys get cookies without dairy)
° goes nuts for for head kisses.
NSFW but hard core
° "HARDER MOMMY! MY PP/PUDSSY IS SO HARD! HELP! AHHH! " murdoc impersonated
"Yes I  get it they moaned that. Very. Loud. " noodle said looking at u
° 'm0mmy I showed you my pp/pudssy pls respond'
° BOOBIES
° their cum is so sweet u cum in like 2 seconds of drinking it
° noodle makes u hump EVERYTHING LIKE WHAT-
° flicks ur lil pussy/cock
° luvz doing it outside.