Suna: *walks up to 'Samu, standing in front him* That futon looks more comfortable to sleep on. Switch with me.
Osamu: *opens eyes* huh?
Suna: I'm gonna sleep there. You sleep in the closet.
Osamu, still lookin' upset: Don't be so picky. All futons are the same! How am I supposed to sleep in that small space?! *tries to lay back down*
Suna: *grabs futon right from under Osamu, pulls it from under him, sending him rolling* Just move outta the way.
*Osamu shouts in surprise*
Suna: *lays down in futon, closes eyes* Ah, I think I can fall asleep like this. This futon might put me to sleep.
Osamu, pissed: Never wake up again, stupid brat. *Grabs a new futon and pillow* Man... What is this... I'd managed to fall asleep. I don't wanna sleep on a cold futon. *lays down in futon, eyes closed*
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Suna, cracks open eyes: I can't sleep.
Osamu: *shouts* So nothing changed?!
Suna (lookin' sleep deprivied): This is no use. I don't feel sleepy at all. I can't fall asleep 'cause the pillow smells like an old man.
Osamu: You're the one who told me to switch with you!
Suna: *looks at Osamu* That futon looks more comfortable to sleep on. Switch with me.
Osamu: This will never end!
Suna: I can't fall asleep, so I've been thinking of ways to fall asleep. And now, I'm no longer sure how I used to fall asleep. I've forgotten how to fall asleep. How do I fall asleep? How do I make my way into slumberland?
Osamu: Start by shutting up! Then close your eyes and stay still! You'll eventually fall asleep.
Suna: But 'Samu, when you stop and think about it, what is sleep? When we close our eyes, we're just shutting our eyelids. Our eyeballs are still darting around. It's completely dark, but that's because we're looking at the inside of our eyelids. It doesn't mean we're asleep. To prove it, if you close your eyes during the day, it's completely red. What do I do with my eyeballs if I want to fall asleep? Should I just stare at the inside of my eyelids? Or should I look up? What do I do to-
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33 - Haikyuu as Gintama (ep. Sleep Helps a Child Grow)
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