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Idk why, just for fun.

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Mika: Hey Chapa, you need to hear this! They say that everything you love in the entire universe can be at the same place, at the same time as the same thing, do you believe that?

Chapa: Well n- *turns around to see Bose* 

Mika: What did you say?

Chapa: Yes! I meant yes!

Mika: 'N isn't in the word yes..'

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Chapa: I hate you!

Bose: Love you too!

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Mika: So, who's going to tell her?

Miles: You do it.

Chapa: tell me what?

Mika:............

Miles:..........

Chapa: guys?

Mika: Lillith broke out of dolphin jail....

Chapa:..............

Miles: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand Chapa.EXE has stopped responding.

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Chapa: Ain't it weird?

Bose: What?

Chapa: You....I? 

Bose: You and I what?

Chapa: That you and I are dating...

Bose: Ow....What you mean by dating?

Chapa: 'Stay calm, stay calm, don't murder him of you'll die out of sadness'

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Chapa: Why are you constantly pushing my buttons?

Bose: Because you're cute when you're angry.

Chapa: I'M NOT CUTE!

Bose: CUTE!

Chapa: NO!

Bose: YES!

Chapa: NO!

Bose: YES!

Chapa: NO!

Bose: NO!

Chapa:  YES!- wait no- damit you confused me.

Bose: CUTE!

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Ray: come on Chapa, just say you have a crush on him.

Chapa: No I don't.

Ray: That's a lie.

Schwoz: That's a lie.

Mika: That's a lie.

Miles: That's a lie.

Bose: That's a lie.

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Chapa: Ray, you're probably the most dumest person I've ever met.

Bose: .........

Bose: Did you just say that out of YOUR defence once he said you loved me or was it out of MY defence?

Chapa: Both.

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Mika: Bose, we all know you love Chapa and we respect that, but can you please not talk or bring her up every minute? It's geting kinda annoying.

Bose: But I promised I would talk, mention and think of her 24/7 this week.

Mika: Why this week?

Bose: Because this week she's not allowed to be mad.

Mika: Why is that important?

Bose: Because, I can't think about her during the night because people can sense it when you think about them but now I can.

Mika: That explains why she looks so tired.

Chapa: And believe me when he says 24/7, he means 24/7

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That's part 1, I might do a second one.

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