Fix Me || Nardo Wick||

NINETEEN

"idk when i'm ready to say allat i will. we only been together 2 days" i said

"heard you" he said.

"i need sex" i said lowly scrolling on my phone.

"what's the soonest you can fuck after having a baby?" he asked making me laugh hard asf.

"like 6 weeks nigga why"

"oh fucking god." he said mugging me

"don't be mad at me. be mad at god baby" i said

we finally made it to chili's & was seated at our booth.

"can i start you guys off with drinks?" the waiter asked.

"yes please, can i get a Lemonade with extra lemons on the side" i said

"& for you sir?" she asked smiling hard asf.

i peeped it but brushed it off cause that's what they supposed to do, be nice & friendly.

"ugh can i get a sprite." he said.

"okay I'll be back with your drinks" she said as she walked away but rubbed his arm as he walked away.

he just mugged tf outta her.

"am i tripping?" he asked me

"nah am i invisible? you can see me right" i asked

"hell yeah i can see you. her thick ass glasses must not be working." he said making me laugh.

"okay here you guys go, are you guys ready to order" the lady said putting our drinks on the table & 2 straws.

"yeah, can i get a baked loaded potato & a Ny steak?" he said & she wrote it down.

"& for you?" she said

"can i get a bacon cheese burger with loaded french fries. & can you cut my burger in half" i said & she nodded her head.

"is that all for today?"

"yup." he said to her.

"& another thing. you don't see me here with my wife?" he said

oop check her den.

"um what do you mean sir?" she said.

"you rubbing all up on him while you walking away was unnecessary" i said

"umm i'm sorry about that ma'am. didn't realize you two were together" she said

"so what you think we was here together for? it's valentine's day ... use yo damn brain" he said

"Nardo don't even do that today it's coo she know now" i said

"can you just get us a new waiter, i don't need it to be a problem " i said

"okay" she said & walked away.

"& that's how you clear a bitch" i said making us laugh.

"nah her ass weird as fuck like she don't see us here." he said.

"yeah she is weird we should jump her" i said.

"yo pregnant ass ain't jumping nothing" he said laughing.

"i can't wait to have this baby so when a bitch try me it won't be nothing stopping me" i said

"yeah you still not gone be fighting. that's what i got a glock for" he said.

"well get me a glock too" i said jokingly

"okay" he said

i'm shooting all you bitches my man getting me a glock.