Avengers Group Chat

What is 'get help'!?

Basically, duskydawnymeeerrrf gave me a slight idea for this bc of a comment a few chapters ago (or so idk what chapter I'm on now 😅)

cinnamonrolllll:
Loki?

godOfGreenMagic:
Yes spiderling??

cinnamonrolllll:
Thor told me about a 'battle strategy' that you both used to do or smn

godOfGreenMagic:
Did he say what it was called???

cinnamonrolllll:
I think he said 'Get Help'

godOfGreenMagic:
What!?

cinnamonrolllll:
Get help

godOfGreenMagic:
No i know what you said

Its just.

Humiliating

god_of_HAMMERS:
Eh

Not for me its not

cinnamonrolllll:
Thor!

You finally learned how to turn off capslock

god_of_HAMMERS:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUNG SPIDERLING!?

I DID NOT TURN OFF ANYTHING

XD

uknowwhoIam:
Dammit Pointbreak

I can almost hear you shouting through the phone

cinnamonrolllll:
Ok then thor do you know how to turn off capslock

god_of_HAMMERS:
WHAT IS THIS CAPSLOCK YOU SPEAK OF????

cinnamonrolllll:
Thor just get someone at the compound to help you

uknowwhoIam:
He's not at the compound

god_of_HAMMERS:
I AM IN ASGARD

uknowwhoIam:
*ass-gard

godOfGreenMagic:
Its ASgard stark stfu

cinnamonrolllll:
Ok then Thor

Get loki to help you

god_of_HAMMERS:
GOOD IDEA

LOKI WHERE ARE YOU

godOfGreenMagic:
Im the other side of asgard

And too lazy to help you

god_of_HAMMERS:
OK THEN I'LL JUST TELL THE WHOLE GROUP CHAT ABOUT GET HELP!!!!

godOfGreenMagic:
Ok thor im coming

god_of_HAMMERS:
NO ITS TOO LATE

cinnamonrolllll:
Please tell me thor!!!

I wanna know

godOfGreenMagic:
No Peter

god_of_HAMMERS:
THE YOUNG SPIDERLING NEEDS TO KNOW

cinnamonrolllll:
Yes

Yes i do!

uknowwhoIam:
So do i

And if the rest of the group chat were online they would say the same thing

god_of_HAMMERS:
OKAY THEN STARK

GET HELP IS A BATTLE STRATEGY THAT WE MADE UP YEARS AGO

uknowwhoIam:
That doesnt sound too bad

godOfGreenMagic:
It gets worse

Thor im literally running towards you please stop

god_of_HAMMERS:
BASICALLY I HOLD LOKI AS IF HE'S DYING AND SAY

"GET HELP, PLEASE, MY BROTHER IS DYING!"

uknowwhoIam:
So thats where the name comes from

cinnamonrolllll:
Please carry on

godOfGreenMagic:
Thor please dont

god_of_HAMMERS:
THE YOUNG SPIDERLING SAID TO CARRY ON SO CARRY ON I WILL!!

BASICALLY I SAY THAT SO THAT THE ENEMY TURNS AROUND AND THEN I THROW LOKI AT THE AND SOMETIMES HIT THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH HIM

BASICALLY LOKI KNOCKS THEM ALL OVER LIKE BOWLING!!!!!!

uknowwhoIam:
Omg pointbreak i needed that

cinnamonrolllll:
So, loki

Did you get...

yEeTeD???

god_of_HAMMERS:
YES SON OF STARK

I YEETETH MY BROTHER

cinnamonrolllll:
Omg yess thor you're learning!!!!

godOfGreenMagic:
He's evolving!!!!!!

cinnamonrolllll:
Omg loki so are you

uknowwhoIam:
Omg peter what did you do to those two gods they were...

They were still normal

Well as normal as they can be

cinnamonrolllll:
Wdym Mr Stark?

uknowwhoIam:
I lost Steve when you taught him to use a phone

Clint and Nat were never normal people and Clint has kids so he went all gen z on me and nat followed

So then i had thor and loki who still hadnt discovered the internet

AND NOW THEY HAVE !!!!!!

Peter what are you doing to my team???

cinnamonrolllll:
Im sorry Mr Stark

Making grown men and women gen z kids is my profession

uknowwhoIam:
Omg Peter!!!!

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A/N

Hey, this is another part x

Someone suggested this to me to here ya go xx

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