pov: you hear a suspicious noise from under the fence
No response. You open the gate it's 10:34 by now and you are met with 100 sheep all staring at you for this is no longer ur back garden, this is Wales
you go to pet the sheep when you discover a zipper on the sheep's back. you are horrified to discover the sheep is a skin walker as you open the zip to discover what is inside joe biden jumps out and starts running towards you. He stops inches away from you and he transforms into a pussycat 🐈, you take him inside. You pet him and offer him some milk. Biden accepts the milk and staters drinking but only moments later does he yet again have another transition into a milf.
another sheep enters the house and you turn around to see the whole gaggle of sheep stood there, their zippers all violently opening 100 clones of vladimir putin jump out and run to joe biden (now milf biden) shouting "MOMMY ". you watch in disgust as biden single handedly offered then a bottle of milk which he has kept in an Elsa backpack (milf Biden essentials.) All 100 putin clones and then violently devours the sheep carcasses the putin clones were hiding in.
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After satisfying his 100 miniature Putins Bidens left ankle detaches from his body and transforms into the Magical Mother Mobile. He does his signature alpha bark and like clockwork one by one the little putins simultaneously start singing 'I'm the alpha I'm the leader, I'm the one to trust 🐺🐺' and jump inside the mother mobile. Biden winks at you and try's to hand you his call card but you are stood their stunned with amazement and confusion.
you accept his call card but as you begin to read it a brown poof of smoke makes its way out of putin's ass and James Charles struts out of it. he hands you a phone and says to call the number on the card, but when you do nobody picks up... silence until you realized you have triggered sheep rain. that number putin gave you triggered 1000s of sheep to fall out of the sky, sheep excrement was violently flying everywhere and as your vision turned blurrier and blurrier from the pure amount of sheep shit in the sky, the rock emerges from a sheep carcass and fucking stabs you with microwave
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The microwave has become completely attached to you now, you can no longer survive without it. After the sheep shit flood of 2022 has ended you stand up and look around. 7'8, green skin, and brown mesmerising eyes. Shrek in his juice tracksuit struts over to you and tries tirelessly to remove the microwave from your stomach. A single fart. Then 6 then 103 and by now you are farting like there is no tomorrow. Your enormous farts are powerful enough to separate Wales into 3 separate areas. Sheepagus, shaglesheep and sheepshagger land. The three gaps are filled with remaining sheep skins and poo. The gap was to dangerous to cross. Families split apart, homes left in disrepair and children crying out. It was a horrific sight. Walking back inside your house in the newley formed Sheepagus you sit and you broken kitchen table and start to think. You. You had caused this. It was your fault. You ended single handedly caused a mass destruction of Wales.
