Aries: You stole candy
Taurus: You stole a puppy from a adoption center
Gemini: You threw a snake at someone
Cancer: You called an officer a bitch
Leo: You slapped a karen with a raw fish
Virgo: You ran around the park screaming 'I get no sleep caus of ya'll'
Libra: For stupidly getting caught vandalizing
Scorpio: drawing dicks with spray paint on the school wall
Sagittarius: Got in a physical fight with a karen
Capricorn: You drop kicked a child
Aquarius: You trespassed on private property
Pisces: You slapped your teacher because she/he pissed you off
