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Incorrect Quotes because why the heck not

Dominic: Sammy's refusing to wear their glasses!
Sammy: Dominic, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
Sammy: *points to Tech* Tech.
Sammy: *points to Random* Random.
Sammy: *points to Shia* Sasquatch.

Dominic: Okay! Let's play Kiss Marry Kill!
Dominic: First who would you kill?
*Shia points at Sammy*
*Random points at Sammy*
*Tech points at Sammy*
Sammy: *shrugs* I would kill me too.

Random: What does "take out" mean?
Dominic: Food.
Sammy: Dating.
Shia: Murder.
Tech: It can be all three if you're brave enough.

Dominic: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Sammy: Several traffic violations.
Shia: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Random: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Tech: Also, that's not our car.

Sammy: I mean. Tech's just standing there now.
Sammy: Waiting for me, I guess.
Sammy: But it's okay, I think they've pretty much settled down.
Random: Settled down?
Sammy: Well, they only stabbed me once.

Sammy: Oooh, a train!
Dominic: We're in a train station, Sammy.

Random I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

Dominic: Sammy is not a morning person. Or a night person. There's really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.
Sammy: The best part is you never know when they're coming.

Tech: Well, remember when Dominic made a romantic dinner for me?
Sammy: Tech, they microwaved you a pizza.

Shy: Are you coming to bed?
Larry: I can't. This is important.
Shy: What?
Larry: Someone is wrong on the internet.

Larry: What's your biggest fear?
Shy: That I'll never be good enough for anyone.
Sammy: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
Shia: Zombies.
Shy: ...
Sammy: ...
Shia: BUT they can open doors.

Larry: You're smiling. What happened?
Sammy: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Shy: Shia tripped and fell down the stairs today.

Larry: Christmas is cancelled.
Sammy: You can't cancel a holiday.
Larry: Keep it up, Sammy, and you'll lose New Year's too.
Sammy: What does that mean?
Larry: Shia, take New Year's away from Sammy.

Doc: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.
Dominic: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Doc: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Dio: Edible.

Doc: *speaking french*
Dominic: I know, I know.
Dio: You speak french?
Dominic: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Doc speaks.

Doc: What's the signal when something goes wrong?
Dio: We yell, 'oh shit.'
Dominic: ...That'll work.

Dominic & Dio:*Playing video games*
Doc: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Dominic: *silence*
Dio: *silence*
Doc, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Dominic & Dio in shame: Yeah..