I got isekai'd into splatoon, but I'm a Futa.( Splatoon X Futa Reader )

Can't Escape From Crossing Fate

Pearl: there you are!

(Y/n): not the time Pearlie!

Ivy: hey Mum do you know what they're saying?

(Y/n): they are most likely curious about what we are, since we are not exactly from here

Pearl: meaning?

Schädel: *teleports between the two groups* ok everyone let's calm down, no one here is the enemy

Pearl & Ivy: what did they say

Marina: they said, no one here is the enemy

Pearl: you understood that Rina?

Marina: I did and I don't know why

(Y/n): I wouldn't worry about it to much Rina, all will be explained once everything settles down

Marina: if you say so

(Y/n): thank you Rina *turns and faces her Cousin* so we should probably explain everything

Schädel: probably

Zarathos: 5 more souls have entered the house where Tinten lives

(Y/n): *faces Pearl* did you invite anyone over?

Pearl: yeah just Callie, Marie and the Agents

(Y/n): the whole party is here then. Just asking, also Ivy would you please bring them here

Ivy: sure thing

(Y/n): what a weird day this has been...

<time skip 30 mins> Narrator's p.o.v

As time passed everything settled down a bit everyone introduced themselves despite the language barrier and we now see The Rider's Harem sitting on one side of the room as the Cephalopods sit on the other side of the being very cautious about the Demons, then (Y/n) speaks up

(Y/n): now there must be a large amount of confusion from both parties am I correct?

All the Demons nod their heads in unison then the CEO of Hell speaks up

Lucifer: I think everyone can agree with what's going on but I would like to know who you are?

(Y/n): very well, my name name is (Y/n) (L/n) and I'm the Cousin to the Brimstone Rider

Schädel: before you girls ask the reason why her name is similar to mine, it's because Mutter and her Mother couldn't be original

(Y/n): so we were given German names as byproduct, so when we are in the same room together try to call us by that, right Schädel?

Schädel: you'd be very correct Tinten

Pandemonica: *readjusts her glasses* this very confusing

Malina: I want to go back to bed...

Baphoment: that's because you aren't allowed to drink~

While the Demons start to talk to one another as Schädel just sighs at her harem then Ivy whispers into (Y/n)'s ear about something

Ivy: hey Mum what were you guys saying Mama Rina tried translating everything but couldn't understand most things

(Y/n) goes to explain everything but was cut off by a blinding light and once the light died down and reveals the Son of God Jesus Christ

Jesus: I may be of assistants

(Y/n) & Schädel: hey JoJo

Lucifer: why is the Son of God here?