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31 - Haikyuu as Camp Camp (ep. 1)

Comincia dall'inizio 
                                    

                                              
Washijo: Kids are here.  
Bokuto: Ha!  
Bokuto: *heavily inhaling*  
Bokuto: Oh yeah, smell that nature! Oh that's the stuff.  
Takeda: Well hello there, little man. You must be Koutaro.  
Takeda: My name is Ittetsu, your camp--  
*Takeda screaming in pain as Bokuto bites him*  
Kuroo: Um, excuse me?  
Kuroo: Is this Science Camp?  
Bokuto: No, silly!  
Bokuto: This is Adventure Camp. Ad-ven-ture!  
Bokuto: My mom said so! Unless she was lying. Again.  
Bokuto: Sorry about that hand by the way. Just exerting dominance, you know how it goes.  
Takeda: Uh, and you must be Tetsurō.  
Takeda: Well, you two will be happy to know that Camp Campbell is both of th--  
*Takeda screaming after getting hit by the bus.. again*  
Tsukishima: Stupid prepubescent legs!  
Washijo: Not today, child. Only one driving this bus is me.  
Takeda: Ugh. Thank you, Washijo.  
Washijo: You're on your own, now.  
Washijo: Going on break, be back for the bus at noon.  
Takeda: Kei, you are not leaving my side for the rest of the day.  
Tsukishima: We'll see about that, camp man.  
Kuroo: So what's your deal?  
Tsukishima: *sigh* I'm just a kid trying to survive out here, Tetsurō.  
Takeda: Now let's go check out the camp, kids!  
*instrumental*  
Takeda: The first stop on any good tour is the flagpole!  
Takeda: I can't help but give it the official Camp Campbell salute every time I see it.  
Takeda: Beside the flagpole is our mess hall, which--  
Takeda: Oh! Sorry, saw the flag again.  
Takeda: Beside the flagpole is our mess hall, which is connected to the Washijo Store.  
Takeda: It's here that we'll serve meals, hold announcements, and occasionally take part in camp activities.  
Takeda: Tell 'em just how much you love it, Kei!
Tsukishima: See, that's the sad thing. He still actually thinks that I love it.  
Takeda: And who wouldn't?  
Takeda: Now, let's step inside and meet my co-counselor Keishin, who's in the middle of a camp activity right now!  
Takeda: Oho man, you're gonna love him.  
Takeda: Gooood morning, Keishin!  
Ukai: Motherfucker!
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