Haikyuu Scenarios pt. 2

90. Sakuatsu

*Mama Miya, whispering*: What happened?

*Atsumu jumps, having forgotten his mother and brother were still in the room*

*Sakusa, on speaker*: You good love?

*Mama Miya, with a smug expression on her face*: Oh so you're Omi-omi.

*Sakusa, on speaker*: Oh... Um.. Hello, Miya-san. My name is actually Kiyoomi, though.

Mama Miya: Osamu, I'm going to faint.

*Sakusa, on speaker*: Osamu is there too?! Atsumu!

Atsumu: I'M SORRY I FORGOT THEY WERE HERE.

Atsumu: When I'm talkin' to ya, I-

*Sakusa, on speaker*: No. Do not say some sappy sh... stuff right now.

*Osamu, whispering to Mama Miya*: He was gonna to say shit but he held his tongue 'cause yer here.

*Mama Miya, whispering back*: Yeah, I gathered that.

Atsumu: Aw babe c'mon.

Mama Miya: By the way, you can curse, Kiyoomi-kun. I don't mind.

*Sakusa, on speaker*: Oh, thank you, Miya-san.

*Sakusa, on speaker, sighing*: So, Tsumu? Did you find your "proof"?

*Atsumu, nervously*: Haha, so ya see... I was actually textin' Shimizu...

*Sakusa, on speaker*: Karasuno's manager? Why?

*Sakusa, on speaker*: Oh ok. Nevermind I got it.

Osamu: I don't got it.

Mama Miya: Great grammar, Osamu.

Osamu: MA!

Sakusa: My first name is Kiyoomi and her first name is Kiyoko, and knowing Atsumu, he was probably trying to send the weird rock or bug he found while walking and tried to find my name by typing it but forgot he had me as "Omi-kun" and when he wrote "Kiyo" Kiyoko popped up and he sent it to her and kept sending random stuff to her because he never checks who he's texting.

Osamu: How are ya not out of breath?! That was one sentence!

*Sakusa, on speaker*: It's not hard.

*Atsumu, his smirk evident in his voice*: But ya know what is~

*Sakusa, on speaker*: Shut the fuck up before I get there myself and do it for you.

Atsumu: Yes please.

*Sakusa, on speaker*: You are insufferable, Miya Atsumu.

Atsumu: But ya love me~

*Sakusa, on speaker, his voice soft*: I do.

*Atsumu, blushing*: Help- I was not expectin' that.

*Sakusa, on speaker, chuckles*

*Sakusa, on speaker*: I have to go now. Tsumu, apologise to Shimizu-san and check who you're texting before sending them random stuff.

Atsumu: Ok, Omi!

*Sakusa, on speaker*: Miya-san, it's been a pleasure to meet you.

Mama Miya: Likewise.

*Sakusa, on speaker*: Osamu, please smack him if he does anything inappropriate.

Atsumu: Hey!

*Mama Miya chuckles*

Osamu: You don't have to ask.

*Sakusa, on speaker*: Bye baby.

*They hear a car start up*

*Sakusa, on speaker*: See you soon.

Atsumu: What's that supposed to mean?!

Atsumu: OMI?!

-Call ended-

Mama Miya: I like him.

*Atsumu, smiling*: Me too.

Osamu: I do hope it's not the same type of liking...

*Mama Miya smacks Osamu in the back of the head*

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BONUS

*Private messages between Kiyoko and Atsumu*

Atsumu: Shimizu-san, hello.

Atsumu: This is Miya Atsumu, from Inarizaki.

Atsumu: I asked for the copy of the game between us and Karasuno, if you remember. (so I'm not some pervert who found your number through weird ways)

Atsumu: Anyways, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for texting you weird shit for the last 4 days

Kiyoko: It's alright, Atsumu-kun. I realised they weren't meant for me, so I didn't say anything.

Kiyoko: If you're alright with sharing it with me, who was it for?

Atsumu: They were meant for my boyfriend

Atsumu: You two have similar first names.

Atsumu: Sakusa Kiyoomi, from Itachiyama.

Kiyoko: Oh, the germaphobe from Kageyama's volleyball camp.

Atsumu: Yup!

Atsumu: I just wanted to say I was sorry for troubling you :)

Kiyoko: It's alright :)

Atsumu: Bye

Kiyoko: Goodbye