LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! AND NON-BINARIES! MAY I GIVE YOU! THE YETI!
Red curtains opened to a red yeti standing there and bowing to the audience who were clapping.
Yeti: Hello everyone! How are we all feeling!? Great? Well I would hope so! Because! This! Show! Special! Is a! WHOPPER! That's right! Three special guests! And the reason they're so special? Well they're lightners! Of course they are! Let's drop them in now!
Seats then dropped onto the stage and then Kris, Susie, and Toriel dropped onto the seats one by one. A MEGA-phone chair then dropped down behind Yeti and he sat down on it. Kris, Susie, and Toriel were very dizzy at what happened all of a sudden, but when they finally got to terms they saw a big crowd in front of them.
Toriel: Ow my head- wait! Where are we!?
Yeti: Calm down sweetheart! You are simply on a [TALK SHOW].
Susie: Talk show? Greatttttt.
Yeti: This one's snappy!
Susie: Yeah and i'll snap your neck if you're not careful! If you... had a neck, what ARE you?
Yeti: Couldn't you tell deary!? I'm a microphone! And the name's Yeti!
Toriel: Well, Yeti, how do we get out of... here? Wherever "here" is.
Yeti: Ah! In order to get out! You must answer some questions! For that [FREEDOM] that you so so crave!
Susie: Well, ask them already! I don't want to be here all day!
Yeti: Ok! First question! [IN THE VIDEO GAME, DRAGON BLAZERS 2, WHAT BOSS CAN ONLY DEAL 69HP? NO MATTER THE ARMOUR OR DEFENCE.]
Toriel: Kris? You know a lot about video games, or what about you Susie?
Susie: How am I supposed to remember that!? I don't care about how much HP it takes away! I just care about defeating it.
Kris:...
~~~~~~FLASHBACK START~~~~~~
Asriel: You see this boss here? It only deals 69HP.
Kris: Why?
Asriel: You'll understand when you're older, but what's it called?
Kris: D-Doom Spot?
Asriel: Close! It's Doom trot! Because it trots around like a horse.
~~~~~~FLASHBACK OVER~~~~~~
Kris:... Doom Trot.
Yeti: Correct!
Yeti's MERCY went up to 5%.
Susie: Ha, of course you would know that Kris.
Toriel: Good job sweetie! I knew you playing those video games would come in handy one day.
Yeti: Second question! [WHAT ANIMAL SOUND IS THIS?]
A wendigo animal sound then played out of the speakers above them.
Susie: Ha! Too easy! That was a wendigo! Because me and paps would always hunt for them when I was younger!
Toriel: (That's... gruesome?)
Yeti: Correct!
Yeti's MERCY went up to 10%
Yeti: Third question! [IF YOU WANT TO ADD BOOZE TO YOUR CAKES, WHAT BOOZE DO YOU USE?]
Susie: Who's gonna-
Toriel: You make sure to choose an alcohol that works WITH the flavors of the dessert, like kahlua to brownies or bourbon to pecan pie.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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FanfictionYou were just another human like Kris, but you would always get bullied by them for some reason, but would the dark world change that? All characters belong to Toby Fox, except the ones I make and you (obviously).
