Rantaro made out with a cactus...?!?

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Dumbass is online

Dumbass:Uhm guys

Simp is online

Simp changed Kokichis name

Simp:What?

Cutie is online

Cutie:Yes?

PrinterGirl and 12+ are online

IHateAuta:What stupid

Dumbass:uhmmm so Kiibo-

ILoveRobots:What?

Dumbass:Your boyfriend kissed a cactus-

ILoveRobots:WHAT...?!?

Cutie:WAIT RANTARO KISSED A CACTUS?!?!

Dumbass:Not exactly-

Simp:Wdym

Dumbass: So he was looking but someone pushed him-

ILoveRobots:@IHaveWeed COME ONLINE

IHaveWeed is online

IHaveWeed: Yeah?

ILoveRobots: ARE YOU OKAY?!?

Simp: Kichi?

Cutie: Yes?

Simp:Why can't we be like that?

Cutie:Because we are not dating

Mother:OOP-

Simp:That hurt-

Cutie:I'M SORRY!

Simp:It's okay!!!

Cutie:Okay imma go make cookies anyone to come?

Simp:Me!

IHaveWeed:Me

ILoveRobots:Me I guess

Cutie:Okay we will meet in the commons room let me grab a pant-

Simp: What's wrong Kichi?

Cutie:SOME BETTER CONFESS-

Simp:I LOVE YOU-

Cutie:NOT LIKE THAT!

Simp:Like how?

Cutie: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY PANTA?!

Simp:Here I buy you some more-

Cutie:After I will beat the life out of them!

Simp:I feel you're not giving them anytime to live.

H∅rñy private chats Shuichi-

H∅rñy:Hey

Simp:What?

H∅rñy:I dare you to kiss Kokichi

Simp: When will I do that?

H∅rñy:I know you're gonna calm him after he kills that person who took his panta

Simp:Fine-

Okay

IRL

Shuichis pov:

Kokichi knocked mydoor and I answered instantly

Shuichi:Hey Kichi!

Kokichi:Ready?

Shuichi:Sure!

We walked to the store and got a pack of panta

Shuichi:Uhm Kokichi this is a big pack!

Kokichi:Chill it's only 240

Shuichi:Dang how the fuck did they get that many pantas there like $20 for one bottle-

Kokichi: We-

Right as Kichi started our phones buzzed from the group chat from kiibo

ILoveRobots:Uhm how do you get rid of prickles from a cactus...???

Cutie:I know how!

ILoveRobots:GREAT CINE TO MY DORM PLEASE!

Simp:Be careful he's still mad tho-

Kiibo:Okay!

Cutie:I'm coming-

IRL

Kiibo:COME ON RANTARO LET YOU'RE BROTHER GET OUT YOUR PRICKLES!!!

RANTARO:BUT IT HURTS!

Kiibo:Uhm Kichi you good...?

Kokichi: Yes but if you guys don't shut up I will push this prickles I'm you're face...

Blah blah blah Rantaro got his prickels out of his mouth,Kokichi got his panta and calmed down,and Shuichi didn't kiss him because he was mad okay see you next chapter-

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