Red vs blue and purple

The arrival

Church: Okay, that's disgusting.

Sabine: Ew.

Caboose looks at Doc pleading.

Caboose: Doctor Doc, please help him.

Doc: Uh, I don't know what I can really do to help him, my first aid procedures aren't very effective after decomposition.

Church: Where did you get that?

Caboose whimpers and holds the skull close to his chest.

Caboose: First Tucker dies and now Andy! What if Sabines next!?

Doc: Tucker isn't dead, he's pregnant.

Tucker: It's not mine, we weren't even going steady!

Sabine: That only works when it's the man not the pregnant one.

Church: Stop that.

Tucker: Hey look man, I've been saying that for a long time, it's gonna take a little while to get used to this.

Sabine: Gross.

Church: You're not pregnant.

Sabine: Yes you are not. Caboose, I'm fine. (Gestures to arm) see? My arm is all fixed up.

Caboose: Really?

Sabine: Yes really, now how did Andy err, die?

Caboose: I was just standing outside the base, and someone told me to turn around and when I did, (voice breaks) Andy...

Church: Whoa wait, who told you to turn around?

Caboose: I don't know! But they were very helpful.

Church: And let me guess, when you turned back around, Andy was gone.

Caboose: Yes. He was... gone.

Sabine and church look at each other.

Sabine: Heh, this has Sarge written all over it.

Church: Huhh, everybody stay here. I'll be right back, Sabine come with me.

Sabine: Not sure how I'm gonna be helpful but whatever.

Church and Sabine go to leave as Doc looks at them.

Doc: Wait, what do you want me to do about the pregnant guy?

Tucker: It's not mine.

Church and Sabine stop and look at them as Church gets angry.

Church: He is not pregnant!

Caboose looks at Church panicky.

Caboose: And what about Andy?

Church looks at him annoyed.

Church: And that's not Andy, just look, stay here!

Church and Sabine leave as Tucker gets in his knees holding his stomach in pain all curled up in a ball.

Tucker: Ahw, would this be a bad time to mention that my stomach just started hurting really bad?

Doc: Oh boy, Caboose? Better go boil some water.

Caboose looks at him shocked.

Caboose: How can you think of soup at a time like this?

Cut to Andy translating Lopez's message from Red Command

Andy/Vic: Here are your orders for winning the war. Eliminate the enemy. Okay, also, try to do better than you are currently doing. And, please win, thank you.