Lookism Gun X Reader: I'm Not Her (Book 2)

Goo Naps

I peeked into the room and frowned. It's 10 at night and this mofo is already asleep?

Did he even wake up?!?!

He snored loudly and I closed the door.

I snuck in and very slowly crawled into his bed.

Don't wake up, don't wake up, don't wake up...

I lifted his top arm and laid down, using his bottom arm as a pillow. I made him hug me and snuggled up all warm and cozy.

...now what?

I pulled my phone out and played a stupid little game to pass the time.

Gun got called in for work so he dropped me off at home.

I played for a while before getting bored so I took out my mini skateboard and made the teddy bear on my keychain ride around.

Beep beep bitches!

Wait, this shit doesn't have a horn.

I rolled onto my back and began playing in the air.

Until the mother fucker slipped from my fingers and fell on my face.

"Ugh!"

"Hehe, dumbass." Goo snorted and I jumped.

I blinked and looked at him.

"Goo!" I beamed happily.

"What are you doing in my bed."

"Playing." I went back to skating on his arm.

I ran the skateboard up his arm.

"Oh, Gun got me a new dog."

"WHAT?!"

"Mhm." I made the little board zoom down his chest.

"Ow, my tit! But what do you mean he got you another dog?!"

"She's a mix between a German Shepard and a Mackenzie Valley wolf."

"HALF A MACK WHAT?!"

"Mackenzie Valley wolf. They're the largest wolf in the world. They're native to Canada."

"YN KIM, WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"Ow, my ear!"

"You can't own a wolf! They're too wild! They'll eat and destroy everything! Including you!"

"No she won't! She's a good girl! Isn't that right BB? Come here and say hi!"

"Huh?!"

I felt her little paws climb onto me and sniffed around.

"Mummm!" She whined and wagged her tail, trying to climb onto my brother.

"What the fuck?!"

"Arf!"

"Stop licking me! YN, this is illegal!"

"No she's not! Well, I guess, but that's okay! She's cute!"

"She going to shit all over the house!"

"No, look!"

I picked her up and turned on the lights.

"Look, Minnie mouse pampers! Is she adorable, or what?!" I wiggled her around and she let out a few happy yelps, wagging her tail and panting.

Goo squinted at her.

"What the hell is she doing in my room?"

"She was exploring and I followed her in here. She likes your room!"

"Get her out."

"What?! But Baby loves you!"

"Baby? Why the hell would you name her that?"

"Because it's adorable! Come on, you know it is!"

"You can't keep her."

"What?!"

"Arr?!"

"She's a wild animal. You can't keep her."

"Yes I can! She's mine!"

"She belongs to the woods."

"Arr!"

"She loves me!"

"She's a wolf! She doesn't know what you're saying! She probably wants to go back to the wild!"

"She has a lot of space here!"

"She's going to eat you when she gets older! She is a wolf."

"Mine." I pulled her closer and glared.

"Grrr..."

"We're leaving!"

"Arr!"

"No, YN, come back."

Arr! Arr arr arr arr!"

"I will not be translating that! Good day!"

The door slammed shut and that was the end of that.