Rick And Morty X Reader

Rest and Ricklaxation

"We blew up, idiot! Are you really that stupid? Obviously the guy I yelled at overloaded the machine. It takes more than that to kill Rick, (Y/n) and Morty, motherfucker!" Toxic Rick shouted. A group of angry, groaning and mucky creatures crawl towards Toxic Rick, Toxic (Y/n) and Toxic Morty. "But this might do it. Run, guys!" Toxic Rick grabs Toxic Morty's arm and Toxic (Y/n)'s arm and runs away from the creatures. "E-Everything hurts!" Toxic Morty shouted. "That's because you're worthless!" Toxic Rick steps on a creature's face that's in the muck, killing it. "Jesus, how big was this explosion? I'm a genius. I don't have time for this shit." The three of them run into a messy and mucky cave. Toxic Rick throws Toxic Morty and Toxic (Y/n) into it. "We're in Hell, aren't we, Rick?" Toxic (Y/n) asked. Toxic Rick points at Toxic (Y/n), yelling at her. "You're so stupid, (Y/n). You're an (Belches) idiot. There's no such thing as Hell." Toxic Rick snapped. "You don't have to shout at me!" Toxic (Y/n) shouted. "Excuse me?" Toxic Rick asked, narrowing his eyes. "I believe you, but I just want to die." Toxic Morty said.

"You can die when I say so. I control you. I control the universe! Why am I bragging about that? I have nothing to prove. I'm surrounded by inferior pieces of shit and-" He stops his sentence and notices something. He stares at scared Toxic Morty and angry Toxic (Y/n) as a piece of his cheek melts off. "Toxins. We're not in Hell, (Y/n)." Toxic Rick looks around. "We're in the detoxifier. The machine didn't blow up. It worked normally." Toxic Rick wipes goo off of his arm. "It removed our toxins." He grabs Toxic Morty's face. "We're the toxins." Toxic Rick said. "Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!" Toxic Morty screams. "Jesus Christ, shut up!" Toxic (Y/n) shouted. "Are you listening, you stupid little garbage people?!" Toxic Rick shakes Toxic Morty and Toxic (Y/n). "We're what got removed!" He shouted.

Time Skip

You, Rick and Morty are walking out of the room as the doors open. "I hope you both found that detox sufficiently relaxing." The alien said. "Hey, man, listen Those comments I made about your throat?" Rick asked. The alien clears his throat and swallows, putting his hands up. "It's all good." He said. "It's nice of you to let me off the hook. It's still unacceptable behavior, and I do regret it." Rick said. "Believe me, man, I've been working here a long time. I get it." The alien said. You, Rick and Morty are in the spaceship flying back home. The three of you are happy and relaxed. "Hey, uh, you mind if I put on some music?" Morty asked. "Not at all." Rick said. Morty presses a button that plays a song. "Grab my terrifolds..." the three of you both bob your heads to the beat as you look at each other. "What is that?" You asked. "I just hit shuffle." Morty said. "Are you kidding?" Rick asked. "Haha." Morty laughs. "This universe. (Burps) Oh, excuse me." Rick said. "You're excused." You said. Rick chuckles. "Thanks, (Y/n)." He said.

"We should listen to one random song a day, you know? We'd end up hearing more songs we didn't like, but we'd discover a lot more that we did." Morty said. "That is an interesting concept. You know, it makes me wonder if there's an algorithmic expression that could achieve the ideal ratio. Pfft! Listen to me, trying to calculate happiness over here." Rick said. "Hoo, if anyone could, Rick." You said. "Hey, here's something no science could measure. I'm real proud to be your grandpa, (Y/n)." Rick said. "Thanks, Rick. I love you." You said. "Awww." Morty said.

Time Skip

Toxic Morty and Toxic (Y/n) are sitting down while making a pot/vase, while Toxic Rick is mixing up chemicals. "Yeah, motherfucker! Yeah! Get it! Get some! Right up your fucking bitch ass, you fuck! Guess who just discovered a new element?! You think you could do that, Morty? (Y/n)? You think anyone but me could do that ever in a billion years? Do you think if God existed he could do it? The answer is no. If God exists, it's fucking me!" Rick said. "Good god, shut up, Rick!" Toxic (Y/n) shouted. "What did you just say?!" Toxic Rick asked. "You're so fucking annoying, Rick! Honestly! I can't believe I've been putting up with you for this long!" Toxic (Y/n) shouted. "Oh, well I'm sorry! I didn't realize you were in so much misery (Y/n)!" Toxic Rick shouted. "Of course you didn't. You never realize! Because you don't even care!" Toxic (Y/n) shouted. "Shut up and sit back down, (Y/n)." Toxic Rick shouted. "Make me!" toxic (Y/n) shouted. "Why you little..." Toxic Rick said. "Can... can both of you please just stop fighting?" Toxic Morty asked. "While you were flapping your parasitic turd holster, I discovered the toxic equivalent of electricity, Morty. What do you think about that?" Toxic Rick asked. "Uh I th-I think my voice is annoying." Toxic Morty said. "It is, and it's your best quality." Toxic Rick said. "So true." Toxic Morty said.