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Textpost #6

Chuuya, who has been completely wasted the entire holiday season: Happy New Year!!

Junichiro: uh... what?

Chuuya: what, I'm not allowed to wish you a happy new year?

Junichiro: I mean you can, thanks, I just didn't expect it from you

Chuuya: when have I not wished you a happy new year, Tachihara?

Junichiro: wait-

 ik its not holiday season but shush

Ranpo, standing with his back turned: I've been expecting you, Poe

Poe: w-wait what? How'd you do that?

Ranpo, turning around: to be perfectly honest the first few people weren't you-

Dazai: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Chuuya: I wake up at 4am

Dazai:

Dazai: I want to see you at some point throughout the day for the rest of our lives

Atsushi: you're a lying, cheating piece of shit! You're not the person I married!

Akutagawa: Fine then! We're getting a divorce! I'm taking the kids!

Kyouka, pushing the monopoly board away: Maybe that's enough for today

Akutagawa, bad at flirting: I like your name

Atsushi, equally as bad: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

Ranpo: Time for plan G

Kenji: Don't you mean plan B?

Ranpo: no, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Atsushi: what about plan D?

Ranpo: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago

Junichiro: what about plan E?

Ranpo: I'm hoping to not have to use it. Dazai dies in plan E

Kunikida & Dazai, simultaneously: I like plan E

Chuuya: Ok, let's just agree to say I'm sorry on the count of three

Chuuya: One, two three-

Chuuya: 

Dazai:

Chuuya: ok, that was to be expected-

Kenji: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container

Atsushi: the cow??!!

Kenji: what??

Kunikida: Atsushi, W H Y

Atsushi: just be yourself

Dazai: 'be myself?' Atsushi, I have one day to win Chuuya over. How long did it take for you guys to start liking me?

Ranpo: couple weeks

Yosano: 6 months

Kunikida: Jury's still out.

Dazai: see Atsushi?

Dazai: 'Be myself.' What kind of shit advice is that?