Chuuya, who has been completely wasted the entire holiday season: Happy New Year!!
Junichiro: uh... what?
Chuuya: what, I'm not allowed to wish you a happy new year?
Junichiro: I mean you can, thanks, I just didn't expect it from you
Chuuya: when have I not wished you a happy new year, Tachihara?
Junichiro: wait-
ik its not holiday season but shush
Ranpo, standing with his back turned: I've been expecting you, Poe
Poe: w-wait what? How'd you do that?
Ranpo, turning around: to be perfectly honest the first few people weren't you-
Dazai: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Chuuya: I wake up at 4am
Dazai:
Dazai: I want to see you at some point throughout the day for the rest of our lives
Atsushi: you're a lying, cheating piece of shit! You're not the person I married!
Akutagawa: Fine then! We're getting a divorce! I'm taking the kids!
Kyouka, pushing the monopoly board away: Maybe that's enough for today
Akutagawa, bad at flirting: I like your name
Atsushi, equally as bad: Thanks, I got it for my birthday
Ranpo: Time for plan G
Kenji: Don't you mean plan B?
Ranpo: no, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Atsushi: what about plan D?
Ranpo: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago
Junichiro: what about plan E?
Ranpo: I'm hoping to not have to use it. Dazai dies in plan E
Kunikida & Dazai, simultaneously: I like plan E
Chuuya: Ok, let's just agree to say I'm sorry on the count of three
Chuuya: One, two three-
Chuuya:
Dazai:
Chuuya: ok, that was to be expected-
Kenji: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container
Atsushi: the cow??!!
Kenji: what??
Kunikida: Atsushi, W H Y
Atsushi: just be yourself
Dazai: 'be myself?' Atsushi, I have one day to win Chuuya over. How long did it take for you guys to start liking me?
Ranpo: couple weeks
Yosano: 6 months
Kunikida: Jury's still out.
Dazai: see Atsushi?
Dazai: 'Be myself.' What kind of shit advice is that?
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BSD Textposts and Memes
FanfictionTitle really says all! A collection of mostly Bungou Stray Dogs memes with the occasional textpost thrown in! Enjoy :) Please also check out my BSD Oneshots book!! Updates on Wednesdays
