*Debbie planning for new heist without any break*
Lou: truth or dare?
Debbie: I'm planning, Lou. Later.
Lou: you wuss.
Debbie: fuck you. Truth.
Lou: how many hours have you slept this week?
Debbie:
Lou:
Debbie: I choose dare.
Lou: you'll be officially a wuss if you back out.
Debbie: you are a wuss. I won't back out. Dare.
Lou: go to sleep.
Debbie: I don't like this game.
***
*Ocean's team lost in jungle*
Debbie: Why the hell did you give Constance a knife? She is the worst in handling pointy objects. What if she stabs us accidentally!
Lou: she felt unsafe.
Debbie: Now I feel unsafe.
Lou: *pouting* I'm sorry... would you like a knife?
***
Debbie: *unbuttoning the shirt* it's so hot in here.
Lou: Not that I am complaining, but unbuttoning my shirt won't cool you off.
***
Debbie: I do love my team. Trust me. It's just ... Sometimes, I feel like stabbing them all again and again.
***
Debbie: *answering the phone* Hello?
Constance: It's Constance
Debbie: what did she do this time?
Constance: no. It's me Constance.
Debbie: what did you do this time?
***
Lou: *experimentally kisses Debbie's neck*
Debbie: what was that for?
Lou: affection and love.
Debbie: disgusting. Do it again.
***
Lou: We were just...
Debbie: Working.
Lou: Yeah... We were... We were working... Together... Independently... As always
Tammy: oh, so you both always work with no clothes on?
***
Lou: Hey, are you a trash bag?
Daphne: Why? So you can take me out?
Lou: No. You just have the personality of a trash bag. Wanted to confirm it personally.
***
Lou: Water is wet. You know what else is wet?
Debbie: *pink* Oh no, you pervert...
Lou: This spaghetti.
Debbie: *sighing* I'm dating a 40-year-old child.
***
Constance: *trying to solve crossword* Lou, help me here. I need a word for something that's annoying, but also adorable, cute and incredibly beautiful.
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
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