Me: Back to some jokes.
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Brunette: Once upon a time-
Blonde: Why just once?
Redhead: *Hits blonde on the back if the head* Just listen.
Brunette: *sighs* Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. This princess lived in a castle and had a pony and lived happily ever after. The end.
Blonde: But that doesn't make sense! There aren't modern-day castles! And you could never have a pony within the city limits!
Redhead: She has a point.
Brunette: Fine. There was a girl. She didn't live once upon a time. She lived in a trailer with roaches and rats. She had a pet turtle and lived in an Enchanted Swamp-
Blonde: *glares*
Brunette: Sorry. She lived in a Walmart parking lot.
Blonde: Now that's realistic!
