Old and New

Introduction

                                                                 Family Guy Presents:

                                                                 ‘Old And New’

Here is a brand new parody series for Family Guy to spoof: The Toy Story Trilogy! Starting with the first movie that made movie history that became the world’s first computer animated movie ever... 

Note: I own nothing. Family Guy and Toy Story belong to the greatest animation minds of Seth MacFarlane and Pixar. Watch out for characters from American Dad! and The Cleveland Show, other shows from MacFarlane, as well. 

Cast List 

Toys

Glenn Quagmire as Woody

Cleveland Brown as Buzz Lightyear

Peter Griffin as Mr. Potato Head

Chris Griffin as Rex

Brian Griffin as Slinky Dog

Carl as Hamm

Mort Goldman as Lenny

Jillian as Bo Peep

Phineas and Barnaby as Rocky and Barnaby Gibraltar

Steve as RC

Tom Tucker as Etch

Captain Monty (from American Dad!) as Mr. Spell

Seamus as Mr. Shark

Santos and Pasqual as Snake and Robot

A Barrow of Evil Monkeys

Stan Smith (from American Dad!) as Sarge

Jeremy as Aliens

Stewie Griffin as Baby face

Bertram as the frog

Beauregard LaFontaine as Jingle Joe

Tim the Bear (from the Cleveland Show) as the Paw-in-the-box

Coach Charles McFall (from The Cleveland Show) as the Rockmobile

Rallo Tubbs (from The Cleveland Show) as the Walking Car

Joe Swanson as Roller Bob

Holt (from the Cleveland Show) as Ducky

Connie D’Amico as Legs

Sanders and Jackson (from American Dad!) as Combat Carls

Meg Griffin and Neil Goldman as Janie and Pterodactyl

Lisa as Sally

Terry and Greg (from American Dad!) as Marie Antoinette and her little sister

Humans and Animals

Johnny Collins (from American Dad!) as Andy

Olivia as Molly

Lisa Collins (from American Dad!) as Andy’s Mom

James Woods  as Sid

Robert (from the Cleveland Show) as Scud

Hayley Smith (from American Dad!) as Hannah

At Spooner Street, the Griffins were holding a party for their friends to watch the Golden Globes. Among the people who were invited were Quagmire, Joe and Bonnie Swanson, Mort and Muriel and Neil Goldman. Cleveland Brown had successfully managed to come to Quahog as Donna was taking their kids to her sister Janet’s house with her two stressful sons.

            Soon the Globes began, but then the power went out! Everyone was getting very upset and panicking. Peter brought a back-up generator up from the basement, but, because he couldn’t see very well in the darkness, he fell over from the first step and it broke into pieces.

            “Oh, great!” moaned Mort. “What are we going to do now?”

            “If I don’t do something soon, I’ll go crazy!” cried Joe.

            “I drove all the way here for nothing?” moaned Cleveland Brown.

            “You want to make out, Meg?” asked Neil.

            “Ew! No!” exclaimed Meg.

            “Can you guys keep it down?” screamed Stewie. “I’m trying to beat Rupert at a game of cards!”

            Peter looked at Stewie and Rupert playing cards. Then this gave him an idea.

            “Gather around, everyone,” he said to everyone. “I have a very exciting story to tell. A story that has everything.”

            “Beer?” asked Brian.

            “Dancing?” asked Meg.

            “Hot chicks?” asked Quagmire.

            “Disabled people?” asked Joe.

            “Poop?” asked Chris.

            “No!” snapped Peter. “I meant, this story has comedy, drama, excitement and friendship. This is the story of Toy Story...”