OS: One Shots

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Seung: What is she doing...

Tzuyu: I don't know...

*Rin chasing Some birds*

*Rin Backflips*

Tzuyu: I don't even know why she did a backflip but damn that was cool--
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Lisa: ok everybody SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Jennie:....

Rosé:....

Jisoo:....

Lisa: y'all have been some googly bitches swimming in a puddle of shit! Why the fuck is my bangs CUT IN ONE IN A FUCKING HALF!?

Shuhua: *hides scissor in her back* I don't know what happened and why I'm here, but I'm innocent...

Lisa: *looks at Shuhua and pointed at her* I know this and I Love You.

Shuhua: (・∀・)
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Seung: Woah look at that guy...

*Seung points at Namjoon talking very loud*

Namjoon: YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS I WILL KILL YOU--

Rin: Girl I think his crazy..

Seung: nah I think he have his Bluetooth earphones on--

*Namjoon turns to them*

Namjoon: THAT'S RIGHT YOU BETTER RUN!

*Seung pushes Rin to run*

Seung: He crazy let's go--
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Rin: You know it's really funny looking at Soojin and Shuhua..

*Hyunjin and Rin watches Shuhua flirt at the dense Soojin*

Rin: Like can't Soojin see, Shuhua has been pursuing her for years?

Hyunjin: *Smiles in Pain* Yeah...

*Seung who was silently drinking her smoothie looked at Hyunjin's shirt that says "DATE ME LEE RIN"*
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Soyeon: I'm not in love with Shuhua.

Yuqi: I refuse to say I'm in love with Shuhua.

Soojin: I don't love her.

Minnie: I like her--

*Miyeon aggressively pushes Minnie away as she chases Shuhua who was recording them*

Miyeon: I FUCKING LOVE HER SO MUCH I WANT TO MARRY HER--
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Irene: So... You look like me..

Eunbi: *sighs* they say your my sister...

*Shuhua pops out of nowhere*

Shuhua: Waddup Mama Renebae and Auntie Eunbi it is I, the Revolutionary Look a like hereby to burn cube to the ground--
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*Baby Shuhua and Tzuyu getting babysit by Blackpink members*

Lisa: Say Lalisa..

Baby Tzu: Wawwa

Lisa: No no no LA LI SA

Baby Shu: *Smacks Jisoo's face and cry's*

Jennie: what the flipping chicken cluckin bell did you do!?

Jisoo: *shrugs* I don't know!? She just smacked my face and cried immediately!

Rosé: Hey guys~ look who I found!

*Rosé barges in with Baby Rin and Seung*

Jisoo:*Takes Baby Seung*.....

Baby Seung:*Puts her mini glasses on* Waddup Mama

Jisoo: I like this one!

*Baby Rin who was on top of Rosé's head giggles as she hugs the chipmunks head*

Rosé:*sheds imaginary tears* SHE'S HUGGING MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Lisa:*giggles*

Baby Tzuyu:*crawls towards Baby Rin who Rosé puts down on the couch* Hewwo Doo Doo hwaur!

Baby Seung:*laughs with Jisoo*

Baby Shu:*holds a rose in her baby hands* twis is fow you!

*Gives Jennie the rose*

Baby Shu: Be Mwine!

Lisa: *LE GASP!*

Baby Seung: Wow... She stole her

*Jisoo nods and went towards the couch to sleep*

Baby Rin: Yow Ugly!

Baby Tzu:....

Baby Rin:... I'm sowwy! Yow Pretty!

Baby Tzu: I Will Pwotect Her

Baby Shu: *Hugs Jennie's head* SHE'S MWINE!

Lisa:*Hugs Jennie's waist* NO! SHE'S MINE!

Rosé: I swear To God we're a mess...
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Fake Seung: Shoot Her! She's the fake one!

Seung: Hah! Go ahead!

Rin: *points the gun to the fake Seung* My sister would never pass an opportunity to die!
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Shuhua: *Saw a Flower bush*

Soyeon: *gets her phone out and starts taking dozens of pictures*

Soojin: and she says she's not in love with Shuhua *rolls eyes*

Yuqi: yeah right..

Minnie:... You guys are literally wearing a shirt that says "GET YOUR HOBO HANDS AWAY FROM YEH SHUHUA OR I'LL BURN YOU"

Miyeon: *chases the butterfly who landed on Shuhua's head*

Shuhua: what the hell is happening?