it's a cloudy and nice day. I get a text from the groupchat from Ren's annoying ass saying " GUYS WANT TO HANG OUT:>" hesitant, I think about and decide why not "sure" I tell them. Azael and marce also agree to come to my house at four so til then I wait...and eat quesadilla 9/10 would make again. everyone gets here and we sit on the couch thinking of what to do. "Condom" I mummer under my breath in Optimus prime voice. "what" says azael. "Condom challenge" I say. I viciously grab the condom from under my manga and fill it up with water. I show it to azael and say "you bathtub". with azael in the bathtub, I tell him "you ready", he nods and I immediately drop the juicy condom on his big ass head. we stare at him yelling and struggling to breathe asking for help and looking so miserable , but we stand there and just look at him wiggle like a pathetic fucking worm.
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over time the color of his face slowly changes the condom to a rich and such a beautiful purple.laying in the bathtub with no hope, he finally died. I pop the disgusting Lubey fucking condom as it drenched azael in the nasty face water. we pick up azael and place his moist and disgusting body on the kitchen floor(I don't mean that azael it just adds to the story and character) and we stare at him for a good minute before grabbing knifes and slowly digging them into his body. it feels like cutting into a cake so nice and soft. I take a piece and take a bite and realize
