Momo: Hey, [pulls out mistletoe and holds it over their heads] What's up?
Mina: [Blushing] Uhhhhhh
{Mina.exe has stopped working}
**
JYP: It's true, the members of Twice are very close with one another, but I can assure you there is no truth behind these dating rumours.
JYP: You can see very clearly that none of the members are dating each other...
Momo: Mina is my girlfriend
Nayeon: If I'm the mom, then Jeongyeon is the dad
Sana: [Constantly kisses her members]
Chaeyoung: Yeah I illegally downloaded a movie about lesbians
All of Twice: [Act as gay as possible around each other]
JYP: [whispers] fuck
**
Mina: its been 15 minutes and Momo still hasn't texted back. what if i did something wrong?
Jeongyeon: just give her some time. i'm sure its fine
[meanwhile]
Momo: [struggling to spell gorgeous]
**
Mina: Do you like cats?
Momo: I love them
Mina, trying to impress her: [pushes her drink off the table]
**
Momo: Is it Myoi Mina or Myoui Mina?
Mina: I like Hirai Mina the best
Momo: o//o
**
{Mina and Momo shopping for bags}
Momo: I don’t know, it looks too masculine for me.
Mina: What? No. Look, it’s unisex.
Momo: Maybe you need sex, we just had sex a couple of days ago.
Mina: [Eyes widen] What? OMG Momo, no. U-N-I sex.
Momo: [Smiles mischievously] Well I ain’t gonna say no to that.
**
(Twicepink Christmas party)
Mina: Jihyo, do something about Lisa.
Jihyo: Why, what’s she up to?
Mina: I’m trying to prepare a Christmas roast and she’s stealing all of my coriander! I don’t even know what she needs it for!
Jihyo: Oh. I see. I think she’s been decorating herself with what she thinks is mistletoe.
Mina: What? Why would she-
Lisa: [Leaping across the living room] KISS ME JISOO UNNIE
Jisoo: HELP ME SHE SMELLS TERRIBLE
Mina: Which idiot would even-
Momo: [Tapping Mina on the shoulder] Hello.
Mina: [Sees the coriander on Momo’s head, blushes] Oh.
**
Momo: [Adjusting shirt] How hot did you set the washing machine? I think all my clothes have shrunk. All my t-shirts looks like a croptop!
Sana: Oh. What a shame.
Mina: Yes. A shame.
**
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