Y'all I don't need an audience I just need a bottle of febreeze and I need one of y'all to spray the room🤣🤣🤣


"Ari it's me india open the door"

"Ooouuu bitch the room do stank wtf did you eattt" Jayda said laughing

"Shut yall asses up and spray the room please. My booty hole hurt"

"Make sure your booty shitty ass get in the shower when you done" Jayda said walking out the room with her shirt ova her nose

"Duh I was finna get in the shower but does the room still stank"

"No you good but we"ll be back" India said

"Thanks besties I love y'all"

"We love u too shittttyy ass" Jayda yelled

I love they ass cause Ian never had no friend that's gonna help me when I'm stranded on the toilet with no febreeze. I finished wiped myself flushed the toilet. Got in the shower cleaned real real good I stayed in there for a good 45 minutes got out brushed my teeth wash my face did my hair and makeup and put on an orange bathing suit with a mix of pink

"Bitch you look good" Jayda said walking in the room

"Bitch me ? You look eatable

"Can one of y'all ouuuu y'all look good" india said

"You do to" bitchhh

"Can one of y'all help me tie this" india said

"Where the boys at it's to quiet" i asked

"Ion know" just then we seen booka big ass run upstairs  outta breath

"There is - ah- big - ass - lizard in the back yard the shit started flying and it started chasing durk and Von and wop

"Una iguana"

"A what? English please"

"It's prolly an iguana I hope it wasn't posinous where did they run to"

"I don't know all I know is when I seen it chase them I ran my ass and hopped over the porch and locked them out" 

"Nigga why u leave me like that bro" wop said outta breath

"Nigga how u get in"  booka asked

" I hopped through the window mane ion know where Von and durk is I think I seen Von get chased in the river"

"Oh lord let's go guys cause there is really posinous snakes in the water"  I said

" Um Jayda where tf you think you wearing that to wop said muggin"

"Nigga don't start we gotta save durk and von for he get ate by a lizard" Jayda said

As soon as we walked outside Von and durk was running towards the house outta breathe and collapse on the lawn.

"Y'all good"

"First off fuck you wop and booka y'all scary asses had us running for our lives we had to wrestle that big ass lizard and then his homeboy wanna come out the cut while Von punching him and tried to jump my twin but ion care how scary I am I grabbed that ugly ass thing by it's tail and swung that bitch in the river I hope it's ass  drowned and then I took the one that was fighting Von and swung it in the river too" durk said outta breathe

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