Sasuke x Reader

Chapter 6: ✨The princess✨

Y/n POV

I woke up the next day feeling a lot better, after Sasuke had given me his soup I decided to take a nap since he was leaving already.

I went into the bathroom and took a shower, after that I brushed my hair and looked in my closet for a nice outfit.

(Pick one, u will use it for missions and training)

I put on a nice-looking outfit and went downstairs to eat breakfast.

Hinata: U finally came downstairs

Y/n: Mhm, whats for breakfast?

Hinata: I made some pancakes, hope u like them.

Y/n: Ok thanks!

I went into the kitchen and served myself some pancakes and then went to sit down with Hinata.

Y/n: Wow, these are really good!

Hinata: Glad you like them!

When I finished the pancakes me and Hinata went our separate ways.

With the team~

Sakura: Where's Kakashi-sensei?

Y/n: In hell being a bitch

Sakura: Language!

Y/n: English.

At that moment Kakashi arrived and greeted us with his closed eye smile.

Naruto: You're late! We've been here for almost an hour!

Kakashi: Sorry I'm late guys, a black cat crossed my path so I had to go the long way.

Kakashi: Anyways are you guys ready for our mission today?

Everyone said yes except Sasuke, he stayed quite.

Naruto: What's the mission?

Kakashi: We will be catching a dog

Naruto: What?! That's not a real mission!

Y/n: Naruto's right. We're supposed to get stronger during missions. Missions like that are a waste of time.

Kakashi: I knew you guys would say that, that's why I have another mission planned.

With the hokage who happens to be Tsunade (Bc Sarutobi was dead already)

Tsunade: You guys want a new mission?!

Naruto: Yeah, the one you gave us is for weaklings!

Tsunade: Well have you seen yourself fight?!

Sakura: Oop-

Naruto: C'mon Grandma Tsunade!

Naruto kept bugging Tsunade until she said yes

Tsunade: Fine! You will be taking the princess from the land of ✨bitches✨ to her parents in the land of ✨Shitty heads✨

Sasuke: Aren't those like, the worst places ever-

Tsunade: Ichika, you can come in!

As Tsunade said that a little girl wearing a light pink kimono walked in.

Ichika: Hi! My name is Ichika!*

Ichika: ...Wait a minute, who are you?

Y/n: It's a child. Just great. From the land of ✨bitches✨ too.

I said under my breath

Sakura: Hello Ichika! I'm Sakura Haruno! That's Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Y/n L/n, and Kakashi Hatake,

She said as she pointed to us.

Sakura: We will be your bodyguards!

Ichika: Oh nice!

Then she looked at our outfits and made a face of disgust

Ichika: Eww-

Y/n: What, did you look in a mirror-

Sakura: Y/n! Be nice!

Ichika: Your outfits, they look trash!

Sasuke: Like you look any better-

Ichika: Hmph! I'm just telling the truth!

Tsunade: Oh god... BYE NOW!

Tsunade said as she started pushing us outside her office.

Me, Sasuke, and Ichika fought while Kakashi and Sakura tried to calm us down, Naruto was just chilling in a corner watching the drama.

Ichika: That's why yo shoes raggedy

Y/n: That's why yo mama dead, dead as hell.

Sasuke: That's why yo granny ain't got no knees, she can't pray to Jesus.

Ichika: Isn't your grandma dead?

Everyone gasped at Ichika's comment, even Michael Jackson who was in his grave.

Sasuke: Oh you little-

Ichika: hA hA!

Everyone tried to hold Sasuke back but he activated his super mad boi mode and said

Sasuke: That's why yo baby got a glass eye, when it cries you gotta clean it with Windex

At that moment Ichika burst into tears

Y/n: Aw great you made her cry

Sasuke: Not my fault she can't handle it

Ichika: You're done, you're done

She said through tears

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A/n: For this chapter I didn't have ideas so that's why its so weird lol anyways hope u enjoyed it.

*Ichika means one thousand flowers in Japanese