AYO WHAT THE FU- (KNY x OC)

Chapter 1.

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3RD POV
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"You've got to be kidding me..."

Once more, Colith found herself unceremoniously dumped in a forest. "What is it with you people and forests?" she grumbled, massaging her sore behind. "And it's freaking snowing!" Swiftly, she jumped from the snow-covered ground, landing on a tree branch and encased herself in her aura to keep warm after realizing she only wore pajamas.

"Oh! It's been a while hasn't it?"

She groaned as soon as she recognized that annoying voice. It was the dipshit messenger from before—

"HEY! Don't call me dipshit! That's rude! You're hurting my feelings!" The oh-so familiar voice pouted childishly.

"What on earth is happening?!" she thought angrily. "I thought I was supposed to be in AOT! What is the meaning of this?!" She crossed her arms and grumbled curses at the messenger.

"Aw! Don't shoot the messenger, it's not my fault they dumped you in demon slayer," the voice quipped.

Colith choked on her spit, quickly yelling, "WHAT?! DEMON SLAYER??"

"Yep, you heard right. The Higher-ups thought it'd be interesting to put you there," the voice replied with sass.

"Wait? But I haven't finished what I was doing in AOT! What the hell??! What about my beans!?—"

"JEEZ! LOWER YOUR VOICE! Damn! Relax! You're still in the AOT Realm," the voice snaps, interrupting Colith's panic. "You're like a clone of yourself, except you retain all your powers and yadda yadda yadda," it huffed."This version of you exists only for this realm, so you can do whatever you want, just like last time. So, please stop whining. They ain't paying me enough for this crap..."

The woman blinked a few times, processing the information. "So... if I understand correctly, I'm like some kind of clone with the same op powers, but this time in Demon Slayer?"

"That's pretty much it, yeah," the voice confirmed.

"Huh... okay. What the hell am I supposed to do now?" Colith still had some difficulty grasping her predicament, but she decided to set it aside for later contemplation.

"Like before, you just need to entertain the higher-ups. Since it's one of their favorite franchises, and you're one of their favorite souls, they decided to place you in both franchises, so they can watch your two versions wreak havoc on the plots or something," it lazily explained.

"...Okay?" she replied, still a bit unsure. "I suppose I understand... huh.."

"GREAT! SAVES ME A LOT OF TIME!" it happily chirps. "And before you ask, yes, you will automatically understand and speak Japanese, you can create your own breath if you want, and you'll probably gain a harem."