*In a wooden cabin there lay a family of three*
Baby: WAAHHHHHH
Mom(Lexia): Awww. What should we name him darling?
Dad: HOW ABOUT DAD JR.?
Lexia: Honey, take this seriously.
Vhint: Hehe, sorry sorry. How about Vhint Jr.?
Lexia: Geez. You're so bad at names, Dad. That's your name.
Vhint: NO ITS NOT. IT HAS JUNIOR.
*She sighs and looks at her child*
Lexia: Hmmm. How about...
*She thinks for a bit*
Lexia: How about Phize Gratham?
*She looks at the baby*
*He went silent*
Lexia: DARLING! I THINK HE LIKES I-
*The baby cries*
Vhint: He doesn't like it. He didn't cry from my suggestion.
Lexia: Oh sheesh. He's gonna get used to it.
*She proceeds to breastfeed the baby*
Vhint: Why didn't you breastfeed the baby immediately?
Lexia: Hmmm. I forgot~❤️.
Vhint: THIS ISN'T A LAUGHING MATTER! WILL THE BABY BE OKAY IN YOUR HANDS?
Note: 1 year later. Phize, Age 1.
*Phize is in a wooden crib*
Phize: M-M-MAWMA!
*Lexia rushes from the other room*
Lexia: PHIZE! DID YOU JUST SAY MAMA!
Phize: Mawma.
*She carries Phize in her arms*
Lexia: VHINT!
*Vhint appears where Lexia just came from*
Vhint: DID HE SAY DADDY?
Lexia: *She giggles* Nope, not even close.
Vhint: NOOOOOOO! BUT DID HE SAY MOM?
Lexia: HE SAID MAWMA!
Vhint: That's good news, I think?
Lexia: What's with that reaction?
*He whispers to Phize's ears*
Vhint: Come on, say Dada, pleeeeeeassseee, for me.
Phize: M-MAWMA!
*Vhint is depressed*
Lexia: *She laughs with a tone of arrogance* I guess, you can't corrupt my li'l ol' baby.
Vhint: But isn't he my baby too?
Note: 3 years later. Phize, Age 4.
*The three are on the table eating their lunches*
Lexia: Phize, say AAAH!
*Phize doesn't open his mouth*
Lexia: Awww...
Vhint: Let me.
*He shoves a bit of rice and vegetable stew in the spoon*
*Phize opens his mouth*
Vhint: HE LOVES ME!!!
Lexia: NOOO! AN INDIRECT KISS!
Vhint: Honey, sometimes, I question what's even working in that mind.
Lexia: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? MY HEAD WORKS JUST FINE!
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Programmer in Another World
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