Into the thicc of it

Chapter 4:Thicc coin, Bc bitcoin wasn't thicc enough

"I got bars from mars, i own seven cars"

"Your mom should go drown far in tar"

"This song sucks," muttered Fernando under his breath. Fernando sat in the car of Big-Booty-Bill who was driving everyone to the airport while intensely head bobbing along to the music. Big-Booty-Bob sat next to fernando, a little nervous, probably about the flight or something

"So Fernando... Did I ever tell you how my father and I got so rich?" Big-Booty-Bob asked

"Uh, no...how?" Fernando said looking up.

"We invested in Thicc coin back when it's cost was about a penny a share...We still have stocks from back then. We soon opened up the school and made tons of other businesses."

"Ah" Fernando said.

"See that can of Morning Dew diaper you're drinking?" Big-Booty-Bob said, pointing to the can in Fernando's hands .

"Yea" Fernando said looking down at his light blue drink.

"That's one of our companies," Big-Booty-Bob said, smirking.

"Cool."

They soon arrived at the airport Fernando grabbed his singular bag and went inside.

"Hey!" said a voice from behind

"Are you not gonna wait for us?" asked Big-Booty-Bob, slightly out of breath from carrying his 47 bags. Big-Booty-Bill on the other hand had no bags. Before fernando could say something arguably funny, a man appeared behind Fernando, almost scaring the shit out of him

"Sir the jet is ready," said the Man. Fernando was quite confused until Big-Booty-Bob said "oh yeah by the way we also own the airport"

At this point Fernando wasn't very surprised, it seemed like the Big Booty family owned just about everything around here.

...

Now outside of the jet, Fernando was thinking that maybe befriending Big-Booty-Bob had its benefits. The jet was made of solid gold and diamonds, and inside it was even more stunning. 7 stories, fountains, even chocolate fountains! This plane had it all, except thicc babes, yet Fernando was too amazed to wonder how it all fit inside the small jet. Dark magic probably.

Fernando found a nice quiet corner to sit in, right next to the indoor waterpark and away from Big-Booty-Bob, or so it seemed. After the car ride filled with slight bragging, Fernando was pretty tired. He grabs a giant pillow from the giant pillow generator™ and hugs it to sleep, pretending he was cuddling the hottest babe he could imagine.

...

"Hey!"

Fernando feels an ensemble of pokes directed at his shoulder.

"Wake up"

Fernando didn't want to wake up, he was having one of the best dreams of his life, while he cuddled the babe she got kidnapped and now he had to save the world from the evil Dr Evil Doctor Doctor. All he had to do was defuse the bomb attached to the president of the universe then he could get back to his regularly scheduled cuddles. Red wire or blue wire. Fernando debates which one to cut before finally deciding on the blue. He grabs his giant 12 feet sword which was made by the oceans thiccest blacksmith and cuts the wire resulting in the whole world to--

"We're here Fernando wake up!! !"

After around 700 pokes to the shoulder, Fernando finally awakens

"Dang"

"What happened?"

"I forgot my dream"

Authors' note: Natalie wrote this