A Slow Life of The Beautiful and Problematic Phoenix

CH. 1

"Uhh.."

As my brain feels hurt after i opened my eyes, the bright light hurts my eyes even more.

"Uhh.. What's happening? I remember i was swimming in the sea. Why the heck am i on the.."

I tried to calm my self down. Trying to assessing any possibility of me being kidnapped.

"Huh..? Forest..? Jungle..? HUH!? WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE ON THE JUNGLE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHEREEEE..."

As my voice echoing around me with no presence of human and only tree, i started to feel depressed and fall on four on the ground.

"Why the heck.. What's going on.."

Grooowwwlll ~

I heard my own stomach making a voice like a total mess.

I tried to examine my own self.

I have a black long hair tied with a purple hair-band to my hips, a white-pale coloured skin.

And from the shape of the hand, i think it's body around 20-is or something.

On my pinky finger, i see a silver coloured ring with red colour gem and black colour one on my middle finger on the left hand.

And on my right hand, i saw a white and blue colored gem on a gold coloured Bracelet.

I don't know the colour of my eyes, since there's no mirror or water that i use to see for.

After i checked my own body, i tried to check some stuffs around me.

I wore a white t-shirt and pants, a black leather shoes, purple robe tied around my shoulder, and a small pouches tied to my thigh.

As i look around me, There's a small kitchen knife, a dagger, and a wooden staff which has another function as a swords, laying there beside me.

"Huh.. Wait. Am i in kinda fiction or something? Why do i wear a robe and use a swords as the handle of the staff?"

As i get confused, i tried to picked up the kitchen knife, the dagger, and the staff.

"Did i got Isekai-ed or something like that? Pheeww"

I see a scabbard tied to my belt, so i put the dagger and the knife back into the scabbard.

Groowwlll ~~

The hunger i felt is still bearable, but i think i need to find some food and water first to satisfy my belly.

I picked up and hold my staff as a stick to help me walk around the forest, walking aimlessly, trying to find some food and water.

'Grrrrrr ~~'

"Wait, is that the sound of my belly or some wild animals?"

As i stop walking, the voice getting closer and closer.

"I feel like the sound stopped behind me? Am i wrong or.."

I tried to turn my head and body to see what's behind me, and i saw something stupid and unbelievable

"THE FUUCCKK IS THAATT!?"

I tried to run away as fast as possible, but my body get hotter and hotter. It's kinda unbearable.

"The fuck is happening to me!? I'm hungry, confused, tired, and now my body feels so hot that i feel like I'm going to faint!"

I keep running and running while grumbling some nonsense in anger.

"Uhh.. I.. Can't.."
"I can't.. Pass out.. Right.. Here.."

The moment i said that, my vision getting blurred and i feel like I'm floating while passed out.

"Oiinnkkk.. Oiinnkk.."

The pig-like sound woke me up in a blink from being passed out.

"WHOO- WHOOOAAAA! WHAT THE HEECCKK!!"

Today, I feel like I'm getting surprised quite a lot.

When i opened my eyes, my vision is so high that i see the tree is so small.

I feel like my body is burning while frozen in the same times.

When i tried to see to check myself, what i saw is not a hand nor a finger, but a chicken hand covered in flames on the right side, and ice on the left side.

And when i tried to see my own feet, it's shape like an Eagle feet, with a big shape feet and a sharp claw.

"The heck!? Am i turning into a damn chick!? I mean, if i got Isekai-ed, why a damn chicken!??"

As i keep confused, once again, my body feels so hot and cold at the same times.

Feels like I'm getting burn on the half of my right side, and getting frozen on the half of my left side.

As i keep feeling uncomfortable and dizzy, my visions, once again, getting blurred and finally, i pass out, again.