Eddie x Shawnzie😫

Ed Sheeran's POV:

"SHAWN DON'T LEAVE ME. I NEED YOU." I screamed.

"NO ED, YOU ONLY WANT ME INSIDE YOU YA WHORE."

"NO PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!" everything then went black.

I woke up to the sound of my alarm ringing in my ear. it pissed me off so I took it and threw it at my neighbor through my window like i did to my son a few years back. like the good old days. 

I laid back into bed and took out my phone to see all 10k+ notifications  but when i lifted the phone up, there were  no notifications. there wasn't even a single one from my mummsie. I wanted to know why i didn't get any notifications. I mostly get my notifications from my only fans so i went there. Once i opened the app, the first thing i saw was shawn mendes In a speedo with a boner and nice toned oliy abs. I drooled at sight when i saw it but, he got all my fans that i had on there! 

HE WAS STEALING MY SPOTLIGHT. THAT FUCKING BITCH. AND AFTER HE BITCHED ME IN MY DREAM, I AM NO LONGER LOVING HIM. I SWEAR IF I SEE HIS GODDAMN FACE ILL FU- the door bell then rang. 

I wasn't wearing anything but a used condom so i put on some hot ass cargo pants that made my bumsie look bigger. i didn't even bother to put on my shirt because what if it was a fan? im sure they would want to see my dry crusty non-existence abs. as i walked through the kitchen on the way to the door the door bell kept ringing. "I'M COMING GODDAMNIT" i screamed. 

I opened my door and i could not believe what I just saw. 

I. Hate. My. Life              (To be continued...)