I did and didn't

Chapter Seventeen

"I always knew you were never fond of children, Huaisang."

"May Young Master Wei... Have a very healthy pregnancy..."

"Don't worry Ning! You'll be a great uncle."

Wei Wuxian patted Wen Nings' shoulder.

"Though I don't know how you satisfy Huaisang though-"

"We don't talk about that Wei-Xiong."

Nie Huaisang sarcastically smiled.

"Yeah that's not happening."

Wei Wuxian laughed.

"The fact I lived single my whole life and now I have a corpse as a fuck buddy is messed up. Though what he keeps in his pants is the only thing that isn't even rotting."

"Ning did Zizhen sell you off to him?"

"Young Master Ouyang asked for porn... In exchange of me..."

"Oh my god."

Wei Wuxian face palmed.

"Wei Ying."

"Yes Xichen-g..."

Wei Wuxian felt fear creep up in him. Nie Huaisang and Wen Ning left the scene as fast as they could. Wei Wuxian felt tears prickle down his face, he began sniffling.

"X-Xichen-ge... Did I do something wrong...?"

So what happened was, they switched bodies. Having Lan Wangji in Lan Xichen while Lan Xichen was in Lan Wangji. Lan Wangji panicked as he tried to calm Wei Wuxian down, only having the male get anxious even more with a stoic face on Lan Xichens' body.

"WAHHH LAN ZHAN!"

Wei Wuxian ran towards Lan Xichen (in Lan Wangjis' body) and hugged him tight.

"Lan Zhan! Why is Xichen-ge mad at me?!"

"A-Ah. Wuxia-"

Lan Xichen panicked as he felt the dark aura of Lan Wangji radiating from the corner.

"Wuxian, let us explain first hm?"

Wei Wuxian paled.

"LAN ZHAN! YOU NEVER CALL ME WUXIAN!"

More tears prickled down his face as Lan Wangji pulled him away from Lan Xichen. This caused Wei Wuxian to cry for his dear life.

"MY HUSBAND DISOWNED ME! XICHEN-GE IS GOING TO BEHEAD ME!"

"Fùqin!"

"Wei-Shushu!"

"Xian!"

The four juniors ran to them, four of them dropping their sword.

"S-Sect Leader Lan! H-Hanguang-Jun!"

Lan Xichen chuckled, the four juniors hugging each other after seeing Lan Wangjis' body CHUCKLE.

"Ah. Can we sit down and discuss about this first?"

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Lan Wangji and Lan Xichen sat across the four juniors hugging Wei Wuxian, who was in the middle. Jin Ling sighed.

"So you're saying some Jin juniors were playing with talismans they stole from Wei-Shushu's work shop I built for him?"

Lan Xichen let out cold sweat. It sent shivers down their spine seeing Lan Wangji smile. More on be nervous.

"That is exactly what happened."

"Bet it was Jin Chan."

"A-Yi."

Lan Jingyi let his tongue out.

"Then I should probably stick along with Xichen-ge."

"Wei Ying?"

Wei Wuxian chuckled.

"Lan Zhan, you wouldn't want me sitting on your brothers lap now won't you? So it's better that I stick with Xichen-ge for now. And besides! It's a good opportunity to catch up."

Lan Wangji felt betrayal. His brother would use this as an excuse to hang out with Wei Wuxian since he was too shy to ask him in his original body.

"But Wei Ying-"

"Atatatata! You're with me 24/7 Lan Zhan. I would like to catch up with Xichen-ge while looking for the reversal talisman!"

Wei Wuxian stood up and took Lan Xichen by the hand.

"You enjoy your time Lan Dear, me and Xichen-ge will look for the reversal talisman! Xichen-ge, shall we?"

"Okay!"

Wei Wuxian could agree, seeing Lan Wangji smile with his pearly white teeth is cute. Wei Wuxian and Lan Xichen left them be, but not before Lan Xichen stuck his tongue out at Lan Wangji. When Lan Wangji saw this, he nearly broke the seat he sat on.

"You think Hanguang-Jun will be fine?"

"Diēdiē should be I guess?"

"I don't think so..."

"You think we should go?"

The juniors looked at eachother. This is going to be a long long day, of dealing with a scary Hanguang-jun in the body of their sunshines and rainbows Sect Leader Lan.