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( this is absolutely completely pointless im sorry. also i talk about some triggering stuff so tw)

waka waka eh eh:
four members !

ji:
so like completely ignoring the life crisis
 im going through rn im completely outraged
that there are more ts *kkih* na fics than
tsukkikage fics on ao3

innie:
THERE ARE ?!?!?!

ji:
YEAH LOOK

min:
AYO ???

innie:
nah man that's some bullshit right there

lix:
WHAT THE FUCK

ji:
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW BRUH

innie:
no but like that's deadass bullshit there's no way

ji:
well there is a way :|
also bro why is that in ao3 when you search for tsukishima
kei/kageyama tobio the thing automatically autocorrects to
kageyama tobio/tsukishima kei
who the fuck on ao3 is making it top tobio and who lied to them
and told them tobio was top 🤨!?

innie:
imagine thinking THE tobio kageyama is a top

lix:
who did it ?
just open your mouth and say it who did it ?

min:
but like seriously #cancelarchiveofourown2021

ji:
ao3 was already canceled 🙄👋🏻

innie:
ao3 fucking scares me

lix:
^^

min:
^^

ji:
^^
dude i was on there once and i found
 this tsukkikageatsuhina oneshot
where ATSUMU AND  HINA FUCKING R***
TOBIO AND TSUKKI
I WAS DUMBFOUNDED
DUMBFOUNDED I TELL YOU
i actually cried like no joke

lix:
holy shit what-

ji:
YEAH AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE ??
THE FUCKING AUTHOR THEN WROTE OFF SAYING
"oh they were just roleplaying " BITCH WHAT

lix:
JUST ROLEPLAYING-
MISS MAAM THAT FUCKING R***

innie:
nah but like what were they doing

ji:
*inserts stuff i dont feel comfortable retelling
because it make me sick to my fucking stomach*

min:
bro-
thats actually super fucked up

ji:
I KNOW

lix:
oh my god this shit reminds me of the time when
i found one of the very few atsukage fics existence and 
i read it without reading the tags and ATSUMU
FUCKING R***ED TOBIO THEN MURDERED HIM

innie:
WHAT NAH

ji:
I THINK I READ THAT ONE TOO
AND THEN IT SAYS THAT SAKUSA FOUND
THE BODY RIGHT-

lix:
YEAH

min:
BRUHKDGSHSG

innie:
ao3 is the worst place on earth
but has such good smut dammit

lix:
YEAH OMG
and its literally the only place you can find a decent amount
of rare pair fic :||

ji:
THIS
BUT MOST PEOPLE DONT FUCKING UPDATE

innie:
OH MY FUCK FR
DUDE I WAS LITERALLY FUCKING READING A TKKG ENEMIES
WITH BENEFITS TROPE BOOK AND WHEN IT GOT TO THE
BEST PART (like the fucking line was "study dates are the best
place to catch feelings" or something like that) THERE WAS
NO PART AND I WAS LIKE "oh let me check when they last 
updated" FUCKING 2017
2017 MAN 2017

min:
BRUH RIPAKMASHJASMX

lix:
I READ AN OIKAGE ONE ON WATTPAD AND IT WAS
THE LAST UPDATE 2015
THEY WERE ABOUT TO KISS DUDE

innie:
I READ THAT INE TOO I WAS SO ANGRY

ji:
ugh if youre going to write a fucking story then fucking
update my goodness 🙄✋🏻

lix:
exactly if you dont think you can update
then dont fucking write it please

min:
goddammit people are annoying

innie:
right asf

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