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Brawl stars incorrect quotes

I post Brawl Stars short stories here/ incorrect quotes

I change the incorrect quotes a little sometimes.

Please do not use my story part without my permission.

(all credits for the original incorrect quotes are from the people that made them, I only own this story part.)

And enjoy!

1.

Edgar: Hey Colette can I get a sip of that water?

Colette: It's not water

Edgar: Vodka! I like your style-

Colette: It's vinegar

Edgar: What?

Colette: It's vinegar, Pu$$-

2.

Belle: I made tea

Byron: I don't want tea

Belle: I did not make tea for you, this is my tea

Byron: Then why are you telling me?

Belle: It's a conversation starter

Byron: That's a lousy conversation starter.

Belle: Oh is it? We are having a conversation right now, Checkmate.

3.

Edgar: *stubs toe* FRICK!

Byron:  Mind your language!

Edgar: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"??

Byron: ..................

Edgar: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

4.

Griff: Change is inedible

Edgar: Don't you mean inevitable?

Griff: *spits out coins* No, I did not.

5.

Bull: I'm driving

Crow, out of the camera view: I call shotgun!

Edgar: Awww! But you had it on the way here!

 Edgar and Bull: WOAH!

Crow, holding a shotgun: No, I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *loads shotgun*

6.

If Edgar and Colette had to babysit a child:

Edgar: WHY DID YOU GIVE THE CHILD A KNIFE!?

Colette: I'm sorry, they said they felt unsafe...

Edgar: NOW I  FEEL UNSAFE!

Colette: I'm sorry...

Colette:.......Would you like a knife?

7.

Carl: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Jacky: *turns to Carl*  How tall are you?

8.

Edgar: Colette and I don't use pet names.

Griff: I see, hey Edgar. What do bees make?

Edgar: Honey?

Colette: Yes dear?

Edgar: ....

Griff: Don't ever lie to my face again.