pfft random twists by plot generator

okay what even is this at this point

1. The entire plot was a ruse designed to teach Link Link a lesson.

2. Link Link turns to the dark side.

3. Ganon Dragmire has been dead all along.

4. Princess Zelda has secret powers resulting from a virus.

5. Ganon Dragmire is really a vampire.

6. The town they live in doesn't really exist.

7. It turns out Princess Zelda only exists in the cloud.

8. The entire story is a figment of Link Link's imagination. He lives in a dream world because his real life is very hard.

9. The whole plot is a premonition, not reality.

10. Ganon Dragmire is actually a 100-year-old man with a growth disorder.

11. Link Link was stolen as a baby and brought up by kidnappers.

12. Ganon Dragmire has been possessed the whole time.

13. The goodies and the baddies all actually want the same outcome and have to work together in the end.

14. Princess Zelda and Ganon Dragmire are both manifestations of Link Link's subconscious.

15. Ganon Dragmire isn't really autistic.

16. Princess Zelda is actually Link Link's mother.

17. Ganon Dragmire has been an android all along.

18. Earth has been destroyed and they're all living in a virtual reality.

19. Ganon Dragmire was adopted and didn't know.

20. During the course of the story, Princess Zelda picked up the secret to eternal life and therefore doesn't die.