The queefer

He kissed me!! My whole life I had been waiting for this! I wish I could tell u how good his breath smelt, and the way he held my hair as he kissed me. "JENNIFER!! stop daydreaming omg" "huh, oh sorry miss, it won't happen again", Jennifer had a habit to daydream in class, and make up scenarios with her and her crush, but in reality, life Jennifer was a very shy person. "Jennifer, can I see you after class this can't keep happening," "no bitch" Jennifer ran out of the classroom and flipped the teacher off. Her teacher was enraged with young Jennifer everybody started clapping at what she just said. The teacher strut over to Jen and slapped her right in the face. "JENNIFERRRR!! I never knew you could be such a rebel, I like that I like that a lot, you should come over and drink all my milo" Said Jennifer's crush "OMG YES PLEASE I WILL GO AND DRINK ALL YOUR CHUNKY MILO BRADLEY" She replied. Jenny was in love with milo especially chunky chinks, they went back to Bradley's and jenny drank and ate all of his milo then they went to the shops and she just sat there eat all the milo. Jennifer fell over and got milo on her face and Bradley came over and licked her face clean so much that she queefed. "whoops I'm a silly little gorl" She said "yeah you are mommy". Bradley replied. then Jennifer cried, she doesn't know why tho. Then she was named queefer. 

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