The final Demon was a female Hellhound with white and grey fur. Her hair was long and light grey and had a very goth look to her makeup and attire. This was the receptionist, Loona, who was barely paying any attention to the meeting as she was chatting with her friend.

 This was the receptionist, Loona, who was barely paying any attention to the meeting as she was chatting with her friend

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Blitzø steps forward as he looks at his employees.

Blitzø: "Alright, now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming anybody's name here... Moxxie."

He glances over at said Imp who gives him a "What the hell?" look. Blitzø ignores it and goes on with the meeting.

Blitzø: "Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?"

Millie: "What about a car wash?"

Blitzø: "This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay?" *gets an idea* "Ooh, what about a billboard?"

His eyes sparkle at the idea, but Moxxie goes to shut him down.

Moxxie: "We can't afford a buildboard, sir."

Blitzø: *walking up to Moxxie* "Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now." *pushes Moxxie* "Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?"

Taking out a remote, Blitzø turns on a nearby TV. Its screen shows every Demon in the room brutally murdering someone. Blitzø, Millie, and Loona all eat popcorn as they watch while Moxxie has his arms crossed.

Blitzø: "I don't need any reminding, sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches."

Blitzø: "... well, in my defense, it wasn't entirely my idea. It was Loonie's boyfriend's."

Loona immediately perks up at this and growls.

Loona: "He's not my boyfriend, Blitzø!"

Blitzø: "Uh-huh. Yeah. Anyway, what's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, all right? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!"

Millie: "People do love musicals, sir."

Blitzø: "Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical." *to Moxxie* "Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?"

Moxxie: "Sir--"

Blitzø: "'Cause right now, all I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside."

Millie: "Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?"

Moxxie: "I... what?"

Millie: "I thought I knew you."

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