One shots

Kurt Hummel

XxX

The next day, Kurt was eating a salad in the dining hall for lunch when Wes, David, and Trent appeared behind him, each holding their own lunch trays.

"Kurtie!" cried Wes, as he and the other two boys sat down next to him.

"Yes?" asked the pale boy, eye-ing the three boys.

"Guess what?"

"What?"

"I said guess!"

"No."

"Awwww! Come on! Guess!" pouted Wes.

"No."

David then cut in and said, "You're going to be singing a duet with Blaine!"

Kurt looked at them with surprised eyes as he asked, "What? Why...?"

"So you guys can have an actual reason to eye-rape each other," he replied back cheerfully.

Kurt choked on a lettuce leaf as Trent smacked Wes and David across their heads. "What he means is, they think your voices might match well and they want to see how sexy you were singing lead."

Kurt took a sip of his water and glanced at the two head Warblers. "And here I was thinking you two were straight for Rachel and Mercedes."

Wes blushed and David laughed, saying, "Of course not Kurtsie. I loveee you!" Kurt rolled his eye and picked up a french-fry from Trent's plate and proceeded to throw it at David's head. Trent laughed as Blaine, Seth, Flint, and Ethan walked up to their table. The four Warblers sat down as David playfully cuddled up to Kurt's shoulder and the countertenor flicked him on the forehead. Wes smirked at Blaine as the lead soloist sat across from Kurt. He shot an odd look at the Asian Warbler, before asking, "Yes Wes?"

Wes casually slung his arm over Blaine's shoulder and said, "Guess who has a duet with you!"

Blaine looked curiously and him and asked, "Who?"

David winked at him and said, "Kurt Hummel."

Blaine's face turned into a smile as he looked at the countertenor next to him, winking at him.

Kurt blushed as he turned towards David and Wes, saying, "You guys never told me what song we were going to sing."

Blaine answered before the other two opened their mouths. "'Animal' by Neon Trees. We decided it yesterday, but I didn't know they decided to make it a duet."

Kurt looked confused at the song choice. "Wait, 'Animals'?"

Seth said, "Apparently, it's sexy."

Kurt's eyes widened before he answered. "Are you sure I'm the right person to do this duet with?"

Blaine looked at him, slightly panicked, "Wait, do you not want to sing with me? I thought we sounded perf- um good together during 'Baby It's Cold Outside'!"

Kurt shook his head and said, "It's not that I don't think we sound good together. It's more like I can't be.....sexy."

Flint and Ethan grinned at him and Ethan answered, "You're plenty of sexy to Blainey over here, since he can't stop eye-sexing you."

Blaine smacked them both across the head as David looked at Trent and said, "See! They agree!" Trent rolled his eyes and threw a french-fry at David's head.

Kurt got up with his now finished salad. "Fine, whatever you say. But don't say I didn't warn you. I have to go call 'Cedes and Rach now."

He was about to leave, when David called out, "Tell Mercy that I'll call her later." Kurt turned back towards David and wiggled his eyebrows playfully at him, causing the head Warbler to blush. Kurt then exited the dining hall, leaving the other Warblers to finish their lunches, and thinking 'Damn those girls. They knew this was coming. How am I going to be sexy without being sexy?