holivia

2. eat me out daddy

"Yes please Obamallama" Olivewater moans into Obamas ear.

"On your hands and knees kitten" he growls. *Olivewater gets onto her head and ankles*

"Okay now bend over for me some more so I can eat you" He grumbles again.
"Do you mean eat me out?" Olivia asks.
"No, I mean eat you" he says, and bites her head off.

But before he's able to finish his meal, the door flies open. "What the-" he starts. "STOP RIGHT THERE!" a high pitched voice shouts. "who even are you?" Obama questions. "Im Tinky-Winky and this is Dipsy." the weird dudes say "We're from the tele-tubbies and we're here to help hide the body.

Without another word, they start dancing around the corpse while chanting "coochie coochiecoochiecoochiecoochiecoochiecoochie" and the body disappears.

"Oh my gosh how am I ever going to repay you?" Obama asks

"We'll just kill you it's fine."

and then he dies

Hey guys!!! OMG i'm so excited now that this story is officially finished! Please let me know if you liked it and I'm sorry this is kinda late, my cat jumped off a cliff so i ran after it but then i ended up falling off the cliff too, so i had to get airlifted to the hospital where i died twice, but thank goodness i was still able to post this last part! 😊😊😊😊😊