After Marrying The Evil God

14- falling inlove

Qi Baicha lifted his gaze: "What are you doing?"

Fu Mingye naturally said: "Giving you meat." Giving the best to the young man he liked; this was the law Master Evil God set for himself.

Qi Baicha put the beef back: "I can't eat that much."

Fu Mingye gave it back again: "No, look how thin you are; you should eat more."

"..." Qi Baicha didn't want to play this kind of pushing and pulling drama, silently holding onto his chopsticks and using it to eat dinner.

The young man's eating style was always elegant and gentle. Every mouthful of noodles was gently blown a few times, then eaten in small bites, as if eating a high-end meal. In this small noodle shop deep in the alley, he seemed quite different from everyone else.

Fu Mingye, on the other hand, was perfectly integrated into the environment here. Qi Baicha was halfway through his meal when he heard the sound of sucking noodles from the opposite side. He looked up to see rolled up a large portion of noodles, and sucked it all into his mouth, eating it with relish.

Qi Baicha: "..."

Fu Mingye swallowed the noodles in his mouth and raised his head to find the young man staring at him without blinking, and couldn't help asking, "What's wrong?"

Qi Baicha: "... Mr. Fu, where are your table manners?"
t/n: used the formal "you" (used throughout their conversation)

It wasn't as if he paid much attention to those rules. It was just that Fu Mingye acted like a courteous gentleman a month ago, and his every move was filled with noble airs. Why did he suddenly... become so unrestrained?

Fu Mingye instantly became serious and reservedly took a bite of his noodles: "Should I eat like this?"

The evil god was originally doing what he wanted to, so of course he would eat as he pleased. Although he could perfectly replicate human etiquette, didn't the term "going back to basics" mean returning to the essence?

Perhaps Mr. Qi didn't like it?

"No need." Qi Baicha said, "As long as you are happy."

No one spoke for a while, the atmosphere becoming silent.

It couldn't cool down, he had to say something to start a conversation. Fu Mingye started to think very hard about those words of love he found on Baidu.

He had it!

He suddenly said, "Do these noodles taste good?"

Qi Baicha lowered his head: "Pretty good."

Fu Mingye: "But I know something that tastes even better."

Qi Baicha lifted his gaze: "Hm?"
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Fu Mingye solemnly said: "The you in my heart."
t/n: this joke is a very... crude chinese joke that plays on double meanings for characters (in this case, it's 面... just assume this is a horrible joke because it is)

Qi Baicha: "Pfft—"

Sorry, he couldn't hold it back this time.

It was too cheesy, it really was too cheesy.

How could the person he thought of as experienced use such elementary methods.

If there were noodles in his mouth, Qi Baicha would have spit them out by then. However, he still choked on his saliva, and he quickly drew a napkin to wipe his lips.

Fu Mingye felt as if he had discovered a new world: "You laughed!"

Qi Baicha's wiping motion stopped, and put away the napkin: "Is that strange? I laugh pretty often."