Food Critic

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(Another one with my fankids woohoo

Sugar Ribbons (They/She) is my Marshbow fankid, and Sugarplum (She/Her) is my Marshple fankid. Sugar Ribbons is the older sister, and Sugarplum is the younger one.)

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Marshmallow: 'Kay, girls, dinner's ready! *puts down food*

Sugar Ribbons: Oh, wonderful! You know, I was just saying that, "You know, tonight, for dinner, I hope we have a plate full of hot garbage."

Marshmallow: Oh, co- it's not garbage-

Sugar Ribbons: So, thank you!

Marshmallow: It's not garbage!

Sugar Ribbons: My dream has come true! Hey, Mom!

Marshmallow: What?

Sugar Ribbons: Do you know how to cook, or do you just now how to put trash in the oven and then put it on a plate?

Marshmallow: I cooked this meal for you!

Sugar Ribbons: Cuz that's what you did. This is garbage. You're a garbage person.

Sugarplum: Well, I like your dinner, Mommy!

Marshmallow: Thank you, Sugarplum!

Sugarplum: Can I have dessert?

Marshmallow: You can have dessert if you eat your dinner.

Sugarplum: ...Then I lied.

Marshmallow: Okay.

Sugarplum: Sugar Ribbons was right! You're a garbage object!

Sugar Ribbons: Hey, Mom, knock knock!

Marshmallow: I'm not playing this game.

Sugar Ribbons: Knock knock!

Marshmallow: *sigh* Who's there?

Sugar Ribbons: It's the police. They're here because you tried to poison your children with this garbage dinner.

Marshmallow: *nods* Very funny.

Sugar Ribbons: This is just- this is just hot garbage. Straight hot garbage!

Sugarplum: Bye, Mom! Have fun in jail!

Marshmallow: I'm not in trouble, because it's not garbage! It's dinner; I cooked it for you! Eat your dinner!

Sugar Ribbons: It's like: If a bucket of vomit could commit a hate crime, it would be this dinner.

Sugarplum: I bet if you took this hot garbage, threw it back in the garbage, the garbage would throw up.

Sugar Ribbons: It smells like a burning tire fire.

Marshmallow: *shakes head* Whatever.

Sugar Ribbons: It smells like the Devil tooted, lit it on fire, whispered a curse into it, and then sent it up here over the plate.

Marshmallow: Could you just take some bites?

Sugarplum: It smells like burning dog poop!

Marshmallow: Just EAT IT!

Sugar Ribbons: Do you like doing this? Do you like doing this to your children?

Sugarplum: *tearing up* Why do you do this to us?

Sugar Ribbons: Does it make you happy to feed garbage-

Sugarplum: *crying*

Sugar Ribbons: To your- to your children?

Marshmallow: EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!

Sugarplum: *groans*

Sugar Ribbons: Well, I gotta tell ya, I'm a Yelper, and you're not gonna get a good review.

Sugarplum: *sobs*

Sugar Ribbons: I'm gonna burn this place to the ground.

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