(I couldn't think of good context for this, so just use your imagination)
Paintbrush: Nobody's here!
Apple: Oooh, who's nobody?
Paintbrush: Well, you know, nobody.
Apple: Well, I know just about everybody, but I don't know a nobody.
Paintbrush: ...No, there's nobody here.
Apple: But we're here! Does that make us nobody?
Paintbrush: No, we're somebody!
Apple: Aha! So somebody is here!
Paintbrush: Yes!
Apple: *puts hands on hips* Then where are they, and why don't they help us???
Paintbrush: We're the somebody! Them, you, me-
Apple: Well then, help me! See, our phone's dead-
Paintbrush: NO!
Apple: Yes it is! Don't you remember-
Paintbrush: I can't help you!
Apple: Then what are you doing here?
Paintbrush: I'm trying to get some help!
Apple: ...Hate to break it to you, Paintbrush, but somebody told me that there's nobody here.
Paintbrush: ...But you... a-and I... and- AW, FORGET IT!
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Inanimate Insanity Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionWARNING: The following contains harsh language and implied sexual content. May not be suitable for younger readers. Some of these just come into my mind and I decided to write them down
