M•T•A•G

Ep 26

*doorbell rings*
Melly:hmm? She's already back
Taizuh:that was qu-
*opens door*
Taizuh:quick...
Melly:who you 🤨
La'Nya:where's Malaysia
Melly:oh she went to an a doctors appointment,why?
La'Nya:oh I jus came over to visit her so how long she's gonna be back
Taizuh:I mean she said she gon come back in an hour but you can wait for her if you want
La'Nya:oh okay I guess I can wait for her since I got nothing to do but here's my kids this is cnco,Orion,nya,and the two boys stayed cuz they didn't wanna come but anyways uh feel free to talk to them they really nice but shy at some point but you'll get used to it
Melly:ion do babies
Taizuh:Mateo!
Melly:what nigga
Taizuh:*stutters* sorry he woke up at the wrong side of the bed today don't mind him
La'Nya:oh it's fine uhm ima go use the restroom real quick okay
Taizuh:ight ma'am

20 minutes later...

{ while we wait for her let's look at some ig posts from dis week}
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@Kiyareese:my big flex is that I have 3headed goats as my brothers😭
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20 minutes later

Melly:miss you need to come get yo goddamn mfk babies cuz they all on me and last time I check you said that they shy does a shy person grips some ones face as hard as they can no, so you need to come get dis nba mfk youngboy from freakin toy r us store boy
La'Nya:{laughs} I can't-😭✋🏾
Yo what's he's name
Taizuh:Mateo but don't mind him
Melly:muh- who...ma'am I'm sorry for the way he miss pronounced my name *clears throat* My name is melly-
Taizuh:he doesn't like when people call him Mateo cuz he thinks it's an ugly name but I'm Davonte but almost everybody calls me taizuh-
Melly:see that's what im saying cuh you always gotta do all Dis jus to *impress* like nig-
Taizuh:who tf said I was tryna **impress**like nigga wtf
Melly:on big pussy pause
Who tf won in that war zone and decided to do a bet huh
Taizuh:nigga it don't matter all you do is cock block like bitch wassup
Melly:wassup nigga
*pushes*
La'Nya:hey hey hey hey!! No need to fight what's going on
Melly:he keep doing shits that doesn't even add up to our bet
Taizuh:on little pussy I would never do that cuz I putted that on my life soooo clearly you da one who's doing
Melly:nigga Ian got shit to do wit dis you asked If I wanted to do da bet and I said no but you forced me so then I said yes
Taizuh:okay but you said yes thoe!!
La'Nya:okay shshsh why you guys fighting like brothers
Both:WE ARE!
Melly:and what's so crazy is that I came out of a woman Vigina after him like wtf brooo
Taizuh:sorry we argue all the time but you'll get used to it we are like cats and dogs everytime something happens so don't mind us
La'Nya:oh wow thank geez are you the oldest one cuz the older one always gotta speak for their selves
Taizuh:yes I am the oldest one he's 14 and I'm 16 so clearly 2 years gap
La'Nya:oh wow okay so what ya doing later
Melly:uh we don't go back home until 10:15 in the night so clearly we're staying here bored asf
La'Nya:oh like y'all the baby sitter for halo
Taizuh:yeah we've been doing that ever since we got to LA
La'Nya:so like are y'all down to babysit my kids too
Melly:foe how much
La'Nya:$50 dollars per day
Taizuh:oh nah that's too much
Melly:yea lower 
La'Nya:alright den $30 per day
Taizuh:bet
Melly:bhet
La'Nya:alright here's yo first check of the day uhm I'm bout to leav-
*doorbell rings*
Taizuh:coming! she's here

*Opens door*

Malaysia:I'm home!

La'Nya:hey girllll
Malaysia:ahh you came
La'Nya:you know I had to girl oh and I see you came wit someone hey girl
Melina:hey *smiles*
La'Nya:oh you guys can come in
Malaysia:oh yea uhm where the boys
La'Nya:oh uhh they down stairs
Malaysia:oh okay
Melina:oh these yo kids
La'Nya:yea how'd you know
This is cnco, nya,and Orion
They all shy but you'll get used to it
Melina:oh hi babies
Nya:hewo
Orion:mommy I hungy
La'Nya:alright I'll get you a snack okay bebe...you got cereal girl
Malaysia:yea
La'Nya:alright
Melina:hey nya how you doing
Nya:I'm doing awesome
Melina{laughs} that's great
La'Nya:let me go make some food for these puthos
Malaysia:girl-
La'Nya:ion give no fuck
Malayasia:goddamn girl
Melina:I like dis one she's nice
La'Nya:oh okay you'll see after she knows you well
Malaysia:let me go call the boys real quick
Melina:ight
Malaysia:davonte!

Taizuh:yes ma'am
Malaysia:what are y'all doing
Melly:playing 2k?
Malaysia:alright uhm have y'all eaten anything
Taizuh:oh yea we ate all the rice
Malaysia:davonte!!
Taizuh:sorry
Malaysia:*scoffs* whatever jus don't forget to go back home at 10 ight
Taizuh:gotcha
Malaysia:ight
10 minutes later..
{All the babies were asleep}
Melina:y'all I have to tell y'all sum
La'Nya:wassgood
Melina:I think I'm prego
Malaysia:what-
Melina:I've been keeping this secret for way to long and I think it's jus the time that I tell y'all
Malaysia:no way girllll 3 days after I give birth to halo
Melina:ikr!!
Malaysia:but have you told Jaiden
Melina:no cuz I think he gon get mad at me
La'Nya:girl what's all woman say when they found out they pregnant I'm sure that nigga gon be happy bout it tf
Malaysia:true
Melina:alright if you say so